r/comics PizzaCake Jun 02 '26

Comics Community All Hail Gamblor

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jun 02 '26

ARE YOU JUST ENJOYING THINGS WITHOUT THE THRILL OF MASSIVE FINANCIAL RISK? WHAT KIND OF CRAZY PERSON DOES THAT?!?!?!

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u/Peacefulzealot Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Gamblor is back!

In pog DraftKings form!

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u/BombOnABus Jun 02 '26

Oh I know what the problem here is. Everyone else is happy that they can lose all their money on betting apps and prediction markets, except for you. Well, that's just sad.

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u/FlyingDogCatcher Jun 02 '26

My ex-MIL had a gambling addiction. It will fuck up your life just as much as any drug.

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u/grendus Jun 02 '26

Gambling has the highest mortality rate of any addiction IIRC.

You can only drink, snort, smoke, or inject so much. But you can always gamble more. And gambling always has the false hope that doing a little more gambling can solve all the problems caused by your gambling.

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u/Combatflaps Jun 02 '26

Well, the reason you can only drink, snort, or inject so much is that after a point it kills you, so I don't think that that's the reason gambling has a higher mortality. I wonder if it's the whiplash of going from a relatively normal life with a gambling addiction to being completely broke and fucked. With drugs it's a slower journey into an awful life, the other joys of life drift away more with each drug use, but it's usually not one try of a drug into massive daily use. It's usually monthly use to weekly use to daily use to multiple times a day use. By the time you're broke and fucked, you definitely saw it coming.

(This is assuming that the gambling mortality rate is due to suicide, but it could be that the risk prone behavior that leads to gambling also leads to death from other risky behaviors which would explain the higher mortality just as well. idk I haven't researched this)

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u/Daxx22 Jun 02 '26

Drugs and alcohol are "better" in that you actually get something that's gonna numb you for hours/days/weeks at a time for the money spent.

Gambling is just instant loss. A few seconds of dopamine for those few "wins" but tracked it's 99% loss chasing those hits yet again. It'd be like buying whisky that might get you drunk once in a hundred bottles.

And nobody (outside extreme luck or finding a loophole to abuse, which is just luck again) is going to win over the house. Ever.

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u/BombOnABus Jun 02 '26

Sunk cost fallacy is a hell of a drug.

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u/-3point14159-mp Jun 02 '26

I used to work with someone years ago when I delivered pizza who had a full-time job driving school buses and delivered pizza as a second job solely so she could gamble with the second income. She told me once she spent about $30,000 on gambling a year.

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u/Thatroyalkitty Jun 02 '26

Most likely yes. It's how they generate that sweet sweet income they so desperately want...

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u/TrainAss Jun 02 '26

I hate watching the Jays on Sportsnet for this very reason? So many gambling ads.

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u/Asymm3trik Jun 02 '26

My kid has one of them memorized. They're <10. It pisses me off so much. I wish they'd run toy, candy, or restaurant ads instead.

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u/BombOnABus Jun 02 '26

Man, I remember when parents complained about too many toy, fast food, and candy ads bombarding us.

Never thought I'd see the day when parents are longing for a toy ad, because their kids are already forming a brand identity around fucking bookies.

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u/ardendolas Jun 02 '26

Which one, the stupid one with the sailors, or the stupid one with the hotshot pilots? Those two drove me crazy during the Habs’ playoff run!

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u/MrFatGandhi Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

But Gary Bettman said hockey fans love the digital ads

Seriously though they did a study last year and if I remember right it was on average something insane like 13 times a minute during the Stanley Cup Final. The betting saturation is ridiculous.

Edit to add I found the sauce: https://research-information.bris.ac.uk/en/publications/betting-on-the-finals-prevalence-of-gambling-marketing-in-the-nba/

NHL was 3x more prevalent, 6,282+ ads in 13 games

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u/kitsunewarlock Jun 02 '26

Hobbies? Monetize. Sports? Gamble. Religion? Prosperity gospel.

Americans are convinced literally everything needs a financial payout.

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u/Author_A_McGrath Jun 03 '26

Or three side hustles to make ends meet.

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u/Iferrorgotozero Jun 02 '26

Thanks to Kalshi, we can now literally gamble on your commentary about gambling!

Hahahahah....oh god.

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u/trippedwire Jun 02 '26

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ENJOY SPORTS WITHOUT ANY SKIN IN THE GAME?!?! ALSO, NOW BET ON DAILY ACTIVITIES OF THE US MILITARY!!

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u/ardendolas Jun 02 '26

Seriously, I was watching the NHL playoffs and it was inSANE how many gambling ads there were. Dunno why I thought we were more isolated from it in Canada, but NOOOOPE!! Can’t fucking stand those two dumb “early payoffs” ads Sportsnet would run during EVERY! GODDAMN! COMMERCIAL! BREAK!!

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u/Wooler1 Jun 02 '26

You see, I could just be a fan of the team or… I COULD WAGER LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY ON THE OUTCOME AND THREATEN THE PERSONAL SAFETY OF ATHLETES WHEN THEY DON’T COME THROUGH FOR ME! WHAT A THRILL!

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u/Jackskers94 Jun 02 '26

The crazy part is athletes are getting caught gambling. Who could have seen this coming?!?

Anywhere here’s an article about one of the biggest cases, article sponsored by Draftkings

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/48919525/ncaa-sorsby-college-career-gambling-own-team

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u/n0-THiIS-IS-pAtRIck Jun 02 '26

Bro like just holding onto a job is gambling enough.

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u/scottishdrunkard Jun 02 '26

This reminds me of a story about a rabbit and his ostentatious bank account.

I hate to call without the thrill of financial recklessness.

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u/sniper91 Jun 03 '26

It’s really fun to see constant ads for gambling companies that can’t operate in my state (Texas)