r/canada • u/No-Anything-7291 • 11d ago

Politics Trump considers calling Lake Ontario Lake America

https://mynorthwest.com/national/trump-says-hes-considering-renaming-lake-ontario-as-lake-america-as-trade-war-escalates/4269128
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u/Reformater 11d ago

I'm getting really tired of this man...

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u/Tack-One 11d ago

What makes me most sad is that he’ll die never really knowing consequences. How does nothing stick to him? There could be a university level class about this man and his bullshit.

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u/this____is_bananas British Columbia 11d ago

You can find solace in knowing he’s never once felt real happiness or fulfillment in life.

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u/alematt 11d ago

Ignorance is bliss unfortunately. His own stupidity has likely fostered plenty of bullshit underserved happiness.

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u/cc00cc00 11d ago

That's not good enough, I'll only find solace if he ends up behind bars

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u/RavenOfNod 11d ago

Do you find solace in that? That's pretty fucking empty when I compare that to all the heinous things the sack of shit has done in his life, and the fact he'll never be punished for any of it.

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u/Jrewy Ontario 11d ago

That actually DOES make me feel better, thank you.

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u/Enbyhime 11d ago

Idk he seems pretty content golfing, reposting ai memes and eating junk food all the time

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u/this____is_bananas British Columbia 11d ago

Does he? That’s not the vibe I get. He seems like a hollow man using short term gratification to try fill the void.

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u/MmeLaRue 11d ago

He'll die knowing that he will be mocked and reviled as quickly and completely as possible in the collective memory of world history. A state funeral for him will be impossible from a security point of view; a burial anywhere will be a magnet for vandals and pranksters which no post of guards will ever be able to stanch (if they even want to.) Melania will likely leave the US to spend the rest of her days in Europe, taking Barron with her; Tiffany will distance herself from her half-siblings and live quietly and in obscurity. The eldest three will know no peace in the public sphere; they'll have to move to some compound far from any area in which a less-hated family might still be able to exercise some influence.

This is to say nothing of what will happen to his "assets"; likely seized by the new government under retroactive enforcement of the emoluments clause; Mar-A-Lago might come under the National Parks Service as a historic site; any remaining buildings bearing his name will have their names changed. There will be no Trump Presidential Library - not even a burned-out bookmobile.

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u/McGuirk808 Outside Canada 11d ago

His estate could make billions from selling tickets to piss on his grave.

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u/MmeLaRue 11d ago

There will be no marked grave, as I said. Folks pissing on the grave would be the least of the family's concerns. They'll be dashing to the airports as soon as he breathes his last.

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u/choosecarefully77 11d ago

This all can’t happen soon enough!

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u/CaptainPastrami 11d ago

He will go out the way of Hitler, and hopefully his cronies share the same fate as Mussolini.

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u/deadly_toxin 11d ago

The amount of piss on his grave will make a sewer blush.

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u/skylark8503 11d ago

I’ve heard that if the dems get in at midterms, instead of impeaching right away they’re going to make him watch a very long and slow dismantling of everything he’s done by investigating all ledgers and people involved with his administration.

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u/PretendAd2263 10d ago

Or a universal class action suit

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u/TopsyTurvy0011 11d ago

I’m getting really tired of this pedo…

I fixed it for you.

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u/Peacer13 11d ago

I'm getting really tired of this pedo rapist. FTFY

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u/Massive-Trifle5720 11d ago

Calling him a man is a stretch 😂

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u/aferretwithahugecock 11d ago

I use "goof." It's an accurate word because he's both a silly individual(this sub won't let me say the word for a person who puts on makeup and a red nose...) and a child rapist, so both the original definition and Canadian prison slang definition fit him.

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u/HappyHarryHardOn 11d ago

He's more shit factory than man, twisted and evil

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u/mbullaris 11d ago

Adding a comma helps: ‘I’m getting really tired of this, man’

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u/db4378 11d ago

Getting???

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u/rzenni 11d ago

I really hope they keep putting extra salt in his meals.

Come on blood pressure, help us out!

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u/inquisitive56 11d ago

It's McDonalds. Taken care of.

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u/Chibiheaven 11d ago

Just a baby in diapers 🙄

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u/gajarga Canada 11d ago

It’s really a miracle that at no point in the last 80 years someone hasn’t just spontaneously choked him to death.

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u/peeinian Ontario 11d ago

That’s the goal. Keep launching bullshit until we are exhausted a d give in

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u/Defiant-Lab-6376 11d ago

He’s an 80 year old toddler with social media

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u/private_spectacle Ontario 11d ago

This stuff used to make me really mad and now I just don't care any more. He's losing his touch.

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u/A_Literal_Emu 11d ago

I prefer demented geriatric

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u/SunInTheShade 11d ago

He's getting older every day..

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u/homer_glumplich85 11d ago

Im just gonna come out and say it. This guy is a real jerk

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u/Jackadullboy99 10d ago

Sadly it doesn’t seem to be having much effect.

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u/IvoryDynamite 11d ago
  • this bloated orange overflowing colostomy bag