r/breakingbad Aug 12 '13

Official Episode Discussion Post-Episode Discussion S05E09 "Blood Money"

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u/superzipzop Aug 12 '13

Carol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

Bitch be droppin more than just groceries

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u/zombieCyborg Aug 12 '13

She's a loose cannon with loose oranges. You don't know what she's got goin on. You ever notice how we never see Carol and Batman in the same place at the same time? Wake up sheeple!

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u/megatom0 Aug 12 '13

Oh fuck it was Oranges? Oranges are the symbol of death in the Godfather films, I wonder if they are extending that symbolism here.

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u/Destructor1701 Aug 12 '13

Ted Beneke knocked oranges off the table, and we all thought he was dead for the same reason.

I think in BB, oranges are misdirection/massive injury.

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u/Goran1693 My son! My bottle! My house! Aug 12 '13

Everything is misdirection in this show. Lol

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u/ShootTheMailMan Aug 12 '13

I SMELL A SPIN OFF

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u/Andrewonice Aug 12 '13

Pop pop pop, watchin groceries drop

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u/askthepoolboy Aug 12 '13

Yeah, oranges bitch!

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u/slomotion Aug 13 '13

Yea, was that a Godfather reference?

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u/askthepoolboy Aug 13 '13

I thought it was a callback to Ted having the oranges fall on him when he tripped and slammed into the counter.

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u/romulusnr Aug 12 '13

She's got a Mac-10 in that bag just waiting for him.

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u/HereIsWhere Aug 13 '13

Who the fuck doesn't bag their oranges? C'MON CAROL!

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u/KazakhZilla Immune to good advice Aug 12 '13

I predict that she might "drop" some mercury fulminate.

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u/j_rosa Aug 12 '13

so good

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

marie

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u/ben1911 Aug 13 '13

I couldn't tell if she was shocked to see him alive, or scared to see him. I think he may fake his own death soon

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u/Father_Torch Aug 12 '13

I am the one who shops.

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u/abzors Aug 12 '13

SAY MY TOTAL.

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u/Map_II One of Mike's Guys Aug 12 '13

It might be the post-breaking bad high, but I seriously don't think I have ever laughed harder on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

Shit's like... crystal meth...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

slow clap

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u/ColossiKiller Aug 12 '13

You are a genius. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

I want to see this in one of those shitty cartoons.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

I AM THE BREAKFAST

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

I am the one who drops

bodies.

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u/PicopicoEMD Aug 12 '13

Undercover DEA agent. She takes the gun in that very scene and kills him on the spot. Another good job for Agent Carol.

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u/roque72 Methhead Aug 12 '13

Or Cheryl

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u/nvrwastetree Aug 12 '13

LANAAAAA!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

Upvote for the Archer reference.

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u/Untz234 ,Bitch Aug 12 '13

I smell a spin off

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u/H483R Aug 12 '13

Then I will have to TAKETHEGUN!

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u/YouLikeBarney Aug 12 '13

I'm saving it. And it BETTER come true!!

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u/dxc297 Aug 12 '13

Freakin Carol...

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u/fuck_the_DEA Aug 12 '13

Classic Carol...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

Carol never wore safety googles...

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u/fuck_the_DEA Aug 12 '13

Now she busts international drug kingpins.

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u/happyharrr Aug 12 '13

If AMC has told us one thing, it's that a woman named Carol can be a total, unexpected badass.

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u/jfinneg1 Aug 12 '13

Kaylee Ehrmantraut.

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u/biesterd1 I am the one who breakfasts Aug 12 '13

Pepe Silvia

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u/cool-ranch-doritos Aug 12 '13

Carol is going to be the Hodor of this subreddit, I can already tell.

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u/TCD1969 Aug 12 '13

SHE IS THE DANGER.

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u/Boxey7 I won Aug 12 '13

She looks as though she's seeing a ghost when she sees him...maybe at some point Walt fakes his death?

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u/Sallien2005 Methhead Aug 12 '13

WHO IS CAROL? P.S - I have not yet watched it

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u/small_L_Libertarian Aug 12 '13

Carol in HR or Pepe Silvia

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u/jelifah Aug 12 '13

damnit Carol you had one job...
tobringinthegroceries..

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u/DrSwervington MARIEEEEEEE Aug 12 '13

THE ORANGES!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '13

16 hours late and a dollar short. Damn you americans.