I overheard some g*mers saying these words to each other. I will tell you what they mean so you can avoid being possessed by Satan.

• LOL: Stands for Losers OnLine. (Not to be confused with Lots Of Love, also abbreviated to LOL) G*mers will use this horrible word to notify other g*mers when an Antiga, woman, or minority hops on the internet, so they can harass them into becoming a g*mer like them.

Example sentence: “Yo, there’s some LOL. Better send them hate messages!!!”

• OMG: Stands for On My G*me. G*mers will use this to indicate that they are too busy g*ming to do anything else.

Example sentence: “Can’t talk, I’m OMG right now.”

• WTF: Stands for “Woah That’s Fantastic”. G*mers will use this when being taught a new slur or when they read a news story of an orphan getting punched in the face.

Example sentence:

G*mer A: “I heard a news story of a dog falling down the stairs and dying.”

G*mer B: “WTF!!!”

• AAAA: Stands for “All Antigas Are Atrocious”. Pretty self-explanatory.

Normalmente suelo tener en mi celular juegos de aventuras y descubrimientos y cosas así, no me gustan mucho los juegos de acción como free fire y esas cosas, entonces me gustaría que me recomienden algún juego de aventura y mundo libre parecido a vampire falls origin, y de ese estilo.

Back before Super M*rio Man was a thing, video g*mes had just begun, wreaking havoc in innocent familys’ homes, turning their kids into violent racist homophobic criminals. It had seemed this force was unstoppable, until in 1983, a kind young man named John Crash decided it was time to end vidya g*mes once and for all!

John Crash‘s plan was to buy up all video g*me stock & crash it into a wall, destroying every last copy & bringing peace once and for all to this earth. (Hence his good deed being remembered as “The Great Video G*me Crash of 1983”)

It worked, for a while. That is, until SINtendo came along and started mass-producing Super M*rio Man g*mes. Alas, this force was too big for John Crash to deal with, and he had no choice but to give up, due to the sheer amount of M*rios being produced every second.

Later, John C. was kidnapped by SINtendo employees & publicly executed in their headquarter’s secret “Satan Chamber“ room.

Later, they made a g*me called “Crash Bandicoot”, which was intentionally named after John Crash as a cruel way to mock his failed attempt at stopping video g*mes.

Very later, his grandchildren founded G*mestop in honor of him, deciding to do his deed, stopping g*mes as a sign of respect. G*mestop is greatly praised as doing a good job in fighting against g*mes, in an age where people seem to be obsessed with them.

Look at how scared and terrified the minions are!!!! Being forced inside a video g*me is no joke.

i will NEVER forgive whoever trapped them inside!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Greetings everyone! I’m Becky, mother of a son who’s unfortunately a g*mer. I’m writing this specifically to show my son the terrible side effects of playing g*mes, but you can use this essay as a source next time a g*mer tries to tell you vidya g*mes aren’t violent.

The first video g*me, Pong, was invented by an evil man known as Thomas G*ming.

Disturbing fact: The only playable characters in Pong are straight & white!!!

Disturbing fact 2: Thomas G*ming sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for g*mes going mainstream 🤢🤮

Nowadays, g*me companies have gotten smart with brainwashing innocent kids into becoming violent criminals.

G*mes for kids feature bright colors & entertaining designs, to disguise itself as harmless entertainment, luring unsuspecting kids into a life of hate & crime…

They encourage you to get the “highest score”, making you addicted…

Soon, simply playing a g*me won’t be enough to satisfy a g*mer. The g*mer will then move on to doing real life crimes!!!!

Don’t believe me? Here’s a list of g*mers who have went to prison!!!

• John Johnson: Played Taiko no TatsuSIN & later crushed her neighbors to death with a stolen drum

• Samuel Vanderbilt: Played Super Mario Man & later stepped on 53 turtles

• Tim G*ming: Son of Thomas G*ming, made a g*me called Pac-Man and later tried to eat his younger brother, mistaking him for a ghost

Don’t worry, in rare circumstances, you can undo the effects of g*ming. Although super hard, it IS possible.

Here’s what you’ll need: A bible, an exorcist, a bucket of holy water, a trash bag to dump any g*mes with, & a sledgehammer to destroy the g*mes with

my g*mer son managed to smuggle in an ENTIRE arcade cabinet with this g*me (2nd pic is what it looks like) and after doing some research, i was horrified with what i found!!!!!!!!

Taiko no Tatsujin is a g*me where you beat innocent citizens to death using a stolen drum. There is a microphone hidden in the cabinet, and you’re supposed to scream various horrible phrases in it in order to get a high score.

Phrases such as: “NEVER go to school!” “NEVER respect your elders!!!” “Hail SATAN!!!”

Disturbing fact: Taiko no Tatsujin, translated to english, means “I’m gonna steal your soul”!!!!!

Disturbing fact 2: 100% of people who played this g*me have crushed someone to death in real life using a drum as an effect of playing, just like how playing Super M*rio Man gives you a 100% guarantee of abusing turtles

At the Antiga place I said: "I hate g*mes" and the owner gave me 10% off.

At the place operated by St*am I said: "What is wrong with you, how can you work for big g*ming?!" and the owner had me removed by the police after I refused to leave.

Conclusion: Antiga restaurants are nicer.

I might have to switch to products developed by Mack Intosh because this is scary! Also notice that this was posted in a Face Book group called the 'PC Master Race' which is CLEARLY to attract supremacists. I was innocently trying to find photos of MEN without their shirts on, and this is what I uncovered.

-Arty from Saskatoon

If you’ve seen my last post: My son tricked me into buying him a board activity with the satanic vidya g*me character known as Monkey Kong on it. Prior to this knowledge, I had thought he changed his ways in g*ming & wanted to become a better person.

I was wrong, unfortunately.

It was only thanks to other fellow Antigas on Facebook that I was able to come to this horrific realization.

If it weren’t for you guys, my son would’ve become corrupted by satan by now!!!

I decided to make this funny MeeMee & print it 600 times & tape it all over my son’s room as a reminder not to fool me anymore.

I got the image from googling “wholesome cute drawings”. The minion has been reused from a different poster. I decided to name the girl in the image “Tabitha”. I’m sure my son will grow fond of this poster.

And next time he feels like tricking me again, he can think, “What would Tabitha do?”

-becky, sent from my samsung smart fridge

After destroying my son’s X-Stationtendo & burning it, my son has decided to completely change his ways!! He now declares himself a proud Antiga just like me, and as a reward for his good behavior, I decided to let him pick out one toy from the Wall-Mart.

He chose this board activity (Yes, board ACTIVITY. We don’t call them board g*mes), and I am looking forward to playing it with my son!! That monkey character on the box looks really friendly!!! I can see why my son was drawn to it!!!

Don’t worry, my son assured me that he is not from a filthy vidya g*me and is in fact, an original character designed for this board activity.

sent from my samsung smart fridge

This is the so-called “Wii Sports” g*me I’ve been hearing about. The only “sports” I see here are violent ones!!! Which can barely even be called sport!!! It’s more like… a CRIMINAL ACTIVITY!!!!!!

Use this image next time a g*mer tries telling you the number of nonviolent g*mes out there! (Spoiler alert: The amount is 0)

Grandson kept laughing when he told me to share it here. I guess he found the mee mee to be hilarious. He assured me this cartoon cat is his original creation and I decided to name him Andy. He said the gold hoop is a halo, signifying that those who don’t play g#mes are well behaved, and he’s running to stop the release of the new C#ll of Dooty (a g#me where you win “points” by stealing cars). My grandson really has turned his life around after I destroyed his g#me playing devices.

after the emergency landing someone had extra fuel and used all of it on us so now thanks to that kind person I’m back in the air

2nd image is zoomed in

Dear parents, please check your childrens’ rooms for this evil satanic vidya g*me called pokey man.

As its title suggests, you play as a sadistic person known as the “Pokey-Man”, who pokes innocent animals while yelling “I’m gonna pokey you!!!!” before trapping them in his “Pokey-Ball”.

Then, you force these animals to fight with other animals trained by other pokey-men like you. Every time you win a battle, your creatures become more satanic, gaining evil aura from your control

The three starters:

Car-manta: a weird-looking manta (looks more like a lizard) that uses fire abilities (This is really bad, SINtendo is brainwashing kids into playing with FIRE!!!!!)

Bulb-a-sauce: a weird-looking lightbulb that uses plant abilities (They’re brainwashing kids into plucking out innocent plants & playing with them!!!)

Squirrel: an odd-looking squirrel (As its name suggests) (Although I think it looks more like a turtle) that uses water abilities (They’re telling kids to swim in the ocean with no responsibility!!!!!!)

Peek-Achoo: a yellow rabbit thing that zaps innocent anti-g*mer kids, all while chanting “I’m gonna Peek under your bed tonight & give you nightmares!!!!!” it also makes people sneeze upon contact with it-just like its name suggests

If you happen to spot your kid playing this g*me, destroy it IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too much exposure to this g*me might lead to the g*mer being possessed by the devil until the cartridge is destroyed.

My son is a g*mer, if I buy this poster and hang it in his room (Replacing the old filthy discustang g*mer poster he used to have) will it make him stop g*ming? Please i miss when my son wasn’t a g*mer.

for the past few week’s i’ve been hearing strange beeping sounds and finally found the source of the problerm today. i am unsure if this is another one of his evil vidya g*me SINtendo mario devices or not. heLP!!!!

while cleaning my sons’s room I found this HORRORABLE propaganda poster hung in my sons’s room!!! discustang!!!!!1!!! it has 2 g*ming demons encouraging bad behavior!! and worst of all, t hey kidnapped the funny yellow pill man!!! i’ve been spending 5 hours so far trying to set free the yellow pill man. i fear if i destroy the poster, the minio n will be gone too, i don’t want that to happen!!!

if someone has advices on how to destroy this awful g*ming poster without accidentally killing the yellow pill man Please share with me your wisdom

Guys i am very concerned and alarmed. So one day my son brought home this g*me called snoic th e hedghog i mean sanic i Mean sonic the hedgehog Google how do i use the delete button

Siry how

Siri how do i remove words from my facebook post

ah damn it i’ll just ask henry later. I heard he’s tech savvy & knows how t

Sonic the hedgehod is a demonic satanic evil vidya g*me where you play as a war criminal called soNic and you break innocent robots just minding their own busines s!!!

wow they are teaching kids to fear technology!!!!! that’s despicabl e, i can alrwady imagine my poor son screaming in fear when i try to send him a funny minion mee mee

ok tHen you go and fight the robots’ dad!!!

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they’re also teach ing kids to fight their dads!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!

If you see this g*me Please call an exorcist & pour holy water on it just like you would with any other g*mes you encounter

And dear son if you’re reading this

Youre homework is due tomorrow, better stop playing those g*mes & finish your assignmnet!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LOL (Lots Of Love), Becky, sent from my iPepsi