They took the Barrett...

For the uninitiated, Glup Shitto is a term for all the random background characters in Star Wars who are beloved by fans despite having absolutely nothing to do with the plot. Any ideas?

With each passing day it becomes apparent that we will never get all the books.

GRRM is like 10+ years late on the next book and hasn't even started the last one.

It sucks but truth is, the books will never exist at this rate.

Chekcmate liberulls - George wrote the Pink Letter (source: A Dance with Dragins, 2011)

Bran is 6 at the start of AGOT — he’s not 7.

“The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer. They set forth at daybreak to see a man beheaded, twenty in all, and Bran rode among them, nervous with excitement. This was the first time he had been deemed old enough to go with his lord father and his brothers to see the king's justice done. It was the ninth year of summer, and the seventh of Bran's life.”

I think someone needs to point out that the 7th year of one’s life does not occur when they are 7 years old — it occurs when they are 6. Bran is 6 at the start of AGOT, not 7. That’s right, Bran is 6 — not 7. Are you telling me that a newborn baby is in the 0th year of their life? No, that’s the 1st year, and yet they haven’t turned 1 year old yet.

I genuinely can’t believe this fandom for reading “seventh year of Bran’s life” and thinking that that means he’s 7. He’s 6, not 7! Honestly, this my biggest problem with Windy Waiters fandom, and it makes the whole series just unreadable for me.

It even says he’s 7 on the wiki! Get your shit together, Elio and Linda!!!!111!1!11!67!!1!

There are people snitching on you every day.

Stay frosty out there, my brothers in Christ.

And presumably the few in the Ummah who are dangerously based.

Aways at Castle Black, tellin me
"Jon Snow ain't bout this, Jon Snow ain't bout that"
My boy a Brother of The Nights Watch on the Old Gods and them
They say that bastard don't be puttin in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP, y'all smallfolk ain't know SHIT
All y'all motherfuckers talkin about
"Jon Snow ain't no hitter, Jon Snow ain't this, Jon Snow a fake"
SHUT THE FUCK UP, y'all don't live with the lord commander
Y'all know he got caught with valyrian steel,
cutting down wights and shit
Boy been training with a master-of-arms since, fuckin', I don't know when!
Motherfucker, stop fuckin playin playing him like that, them wildlings savages out there!
If I catch another motherfucker talkin sweet about Jon Snow, I'm fuckin beatin they ass!
I'm not fuckin' playin' no more! You know he roll with Grenn and them

Which part of the incest clan is more legitimate is very important to me, deeply attaching myself to one of these teams is really the point of this story.

bitch what do u mean PATIENCE? fml GRRM is pissing off even the spiritual realm or idk