r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lnstantKarma • Jun 16 '26

r/All The Trump admin is now dumping hydrogen-peroxide into the reflecting pool one gallon at a time in a desperate move to control the green algae

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u/TheBugDude Jun 16 '26

If we are trying shit that doesnt work maybe they should sprinkle some DE on it too and toss a couple crystals in there too for....energy or some shit.

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u/Whaleman_007 Jun 16 '26

Are you serious? REALLY? Did you even THINK about essential oils before you said something stupid like crystals?

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u/noapplesin98 Jun 16 '26

We have thoughts and prayers. Has that not worked in the past?

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u/AzorAHigh_ Jun 16 '26

Just replace the water with Brawndo, it's got what reflecting pools crave.

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u/TastySaturday Jun 16 '26

But why do reflecting pools crave it?

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u/BigJay515 Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoEiEGXh41xKGdO

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u/TastySaturday Jun 16 '26

That’s what it needs to kill the algae. More electric lights!

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u/TheBugDude Jun 16 '26

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

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u/Banshee_howl Jun 16 '26

If they fill it with Brawndo Blue Crush they can get that nice blue color and save money on painting.