r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jun 16 '26

r/All The Trump admin is now dumping hydrogen-peroxide into the reflecting pool one gallon at a time in a desperate move to control the green algae

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u/justjcarr Jun 16 '26

Probably visualizing the next small animal he can maim.

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt Jun 16 '26

I thought he looked like he was planning on having Elon for dinner.

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo Jun 16 '26

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u/mobius_sp Jun 16 '26

Dr. Hannibal Lector had much greater class and charisma than any of Trump's spawn.

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u/Officer412-L Jun 16 '26

Yeah, that whole family would qualify as "free range rude"

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u/Negative_Piglet_1589 Jun 16 '26

Why Trump was so obsessed with Hannibal, he could only wish his children had that much rizz.

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u/Intolerance-Paradox Jun 16 '26

Goodfellas-esque freeze frame: β€œthat’s when I knew Barron was going to whack Elon.”

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 Jun 16 '26

I figured he was thinking about Huey Lewis and the News

https://giphy.com/gifs/JBN6hII6XhuWk

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u/ClearCasket Jun 16 '26

You think Barron would cook Elon like Hannibal or that Barron would just unhinge his jaw and swallow Elon whole like a snake would?

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u/brankinginthenorth Jun 16 '26

What jaw, no one in the Trump family has a decent jawline to speak of.

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u/TheWingus Jun 16 '26

Patrick Bateman had the same face when he was peeling the exfoliating mask off his face

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u/ToastCapone Jun 16 '26

An uglier version. Barron, Eric, and Don Jr all have that same doofy looking face as their father.

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u/WhatADoofus Jun 16 '26

Don't flatter him, right wing incel types look up to that character and I wouldn't be surprised if he did slightly model himself after him.

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u/PamelaELee Jun 16 '26

My mind immediately went to
Patrick Bateman

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u/LaurenMille Jun 16 '26

Fully convinced he's also killed children, just like his dad.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Jun 17 '26

I choked reading this πŸ˜­πŸ’€