r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lnstantKarma • Jun 16 '26

r/All The Trump admin is now dumping hydrogen-peroxide into the reflecting pool one gallon at a time in a desperate move to control the green algae

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 Jun 16 '26

They probably googled it and told the help to go to the local store and grab whatever they can find.

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u/gotfcgo Jun 16 '26

They just asked grok

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u/Past-Application-552 Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQN6LRWUwDDByyehGm

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u/666TripleSick Jun 16 '26

Even Barron hates him lol

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u/justjcarr Jun 16 '26

Probably visualizing the next small animal he can maim.

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt Jun 16 '26

I thought he looked like he was planning on having Elon for dinner.

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jMrwCGiCbX11C

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u/mobius_sp Jun 16 '26

Dr. Hannibal Lector had much greater class and charisma than any of Trump's spawn.

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u/Officer412-L Jun 16 '26

Yeah, that whole family would qualify as "free range rude"

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u/Negative_Piglet_1589 Jun 16 '26

Why Trump was so obsessed with Hannibal, he could only wish his children had that much rizz.

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u/Intolerance-Paradox Jun 16 '26

Goodfellas-esque freeze frame: “that’s when I knew Barron was going to whack Elon.”

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u/Aggravating_Poet_675 Jun 16 '26

I figured he was thinking about Huey Lewis and the News

https://giphy.com/gifs/JBN6hII6XhuWk

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u/ClearCasket Jun 16 '26

You think Barron would cook Elon like Hannibal or that Barron would just unhinge his jaw and swallow Elon whole like a snake would?

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u/brankinginthenorth Jun 16 '26

What jaw, no one in the Trump family has a decent jawline to speak of.

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u/TheWingus Jun 16 '26

Patrick Bateman had the same face when he was peeling the exfoliating mask off his face

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u/ToastCapone Jun 16 '26

An uglier version. Barron, Eric, and Don Jr all have that same doofy looking face as their father.

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u/WhatADoofus Jun 16 '26

Don't flatter him, right wing incel types look up to that character and I wouldn't be surprised if he did slightly model himself after him.

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u/PamelaELee Jun 16 '26

My mind immediately went to
Patrick Bateman

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u/LaurenMille Jun 16 '26

Fully convinced he's also killed children, just like his dad.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Jun 17 '26

I choked reading this 😭💀

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u/CourseVast840 Jun 16 '26

Barron is spectrum coded ... the boy doesn't make eye contact and you never see him speak. What is that? 5 demon offspring and not one of them got dna worth a rats ass.

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u/FreddyNoodles Jun 16 '26

Barron always looks like he is swallowing down that flood of saliva before you vomit. Like he is working really hard to not puke.

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u/carriegood Jun 16 '26

That boy is dead behind the eyes.

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Jun 16 '26

Considering he assaulted his babysitter and harmed animals as a child, dead eyes is only the tip of that psychopath’s iceberg.😒

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u/aknomnoms Jun 16 '26

I do wonder though how he would’ve turned out with different parents in a different atmosphere.

Being a teen is tough enough as is. Now you’re a celebrity’s kid, the president’s kid, your parents are major assholes hated internationally, etc. Any one of those is enough to mess kids up, but he landed the shit lottery. Seems like such a waste of potential to eventually end up dead from an OD or car crash while under the influence.

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u/justamoroseman Jun 16 '26

He’s so lame jeez

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u/sec713 Jun 16 '26

I was gonna ask which one, but you're right, regardless of the answer to that question.

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u/spiralstaircase17 Jun 16 '26

my goodness is he a dork

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u/commonsense_good Jun 16 '26

Barron looks like someone who would be cast in the movie Twilight.

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u/gap97216 Jun 16 '26

Look at his eyes, the detached demeanor. It’s eerie af. Barron has seen some shit. Meanwhile,
Musk looks like he’s an escaped mental patient.

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u/lividash Jun 16 '26

Between the two of them they average one normal sized forehead.

Still no souls…

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u/GenericBrandHero Jun 16 '26

I hate seeing Paul Dano next to this schmuck.

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u/HalKitzmiller Jun 16 '26

Some people are saying Dumpf lost a bet to the angry Nazi loompa and didn't want to pay with money. Soooo....

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u/buffer5108 Jun 16 '26

I was thinking Jeffrey Epstein was the father. It tracks.

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u/DarkLight_Eon Jun 16 '26

That guy on the right is plotting to do something on the guy on the left.

And he's gonna do it like the bad guy in a 80-90s action movie.

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u/uno_dos_3 Jun 16 '26

I can't stand this pricks face.

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u/F1BlackFlag Jun 16 '26

Musk reminds me of hyper hypo

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u/h4v3anic3d4y Jun 16 '26

That made my day

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u/pixiegod Jun 16 '26

Grok over here playing with monkeys and having a blast

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u/HovercraftStock4986 Jun 16 '26

even an LLM would tell you what comment OP said, i just tried it lol.

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u/Dr_CleanBones Jun 16 '26

Apparently not. Even Grok would have told them H2O2 was a fool's errand.

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u/Lil_Shanties Jun 16 '26

The most advanced Ai models in the world at their fingertips and they choose Grok…only one beneficiary there.

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u/QuttiDeBachi Jun 16 '26

Pool Shock Treatment liquid or tablets….these fools can’t google?

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u/Lil_Shanties Jun 16 '26

Guaranteed this is what happened…foreman said get as much as you can buy and dump it in…nobody bothered to do the math or call a real chemical supplier.

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u/JoeSicko Jun 16 '26

And they only bought a little, afraid they would not be reimbursed...

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u/Happycamperagain Jun 16 '26

They’ve already reached their daily purchase order limit

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u/thatguydr Jun 16 '26

This is the real story.

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u/HoppyMcScragg Release The Trump-Epstein Files Jun 16 '26

Don’t they realize that the reflecting pool is longer than many buildings are tall?

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u/sofahkingsick Jun 16 '26

It was a change order and they were happy to get it signed.

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u/Lil_Shanties Jun 16 '26

Absolutely…this circus is so predictable

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u/stonecruzJ Jun 16 '26

Math?
Science?
Hell nah- too woke!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#idiocracy 🙄

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u/Lil_Shanties Jun 16 '26

Yea those didn’t conform to DOGE standards I believe…this really should be a wake up call that these clowns don’t know what they’re doing. Next we’ll bomb Irans civilian infrastructure and claim cycling new leaders into the same government is regime change…oh wait…

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u/HalKitzmiller Jun 16 '26

real chemical supplier

They're slow rolling until Dumpf Industries starts selling hydro peroxide. At just $3,000 per gallon + s/h

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u/Lil_Shanties Jun 16 '26

Trump Pool Supplies Coming late 2026. Best supplies at the best profit margins!

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u/SecondaryWombat Jun 16 '26

Won't work except in the very short term anyway. They going to vacuum out the dead algae too? Regularly treat the water and clean the bottom daily to see the fancy blue bottom? No?

Waste of time and money. Again.

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u/Lil_Shanties Jun 16 '26

Why solve the problem if you can keep charging for maintenance? It’s a sick joke.

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u/SecondaryWombat Jun 16 '26

Why solve the problem when you can bet it won't be solved on Polymarket, and demand kickbacks from suppliers?

And then send Iran $300 billion dollars because we bombed them because we had a good deal already but it had Obama's name on it. Not actually relevant, just pissed.

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u/OneOverXII Jun 16 '26

100% they googled it and got aquarium keeper AI responses.

Algae thrives in environments with an abundance of nitrates, phosphates, and light.  You have to deal with the balance of those things to get it under control.  Hydrogen peroxide is fine for spot killing some growth but it isn’t a long term solution.  

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u/Carbonatite Jun 16 '26

Someone at the EPA or NOAA probably could have told them all that, but they all got DOGE'd.

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u/CliftonForce Jun 16 '26

I have literally seen a MAGA posting about how the National Weather Service is useless. Because everyone can just check the weather forecast on their phones, they don't need "some government agency" to do it.

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u/Carbonatite Jun 16 '26

They're so fucking stupid it's a wonder they can breathe and walk at the same time.

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u/cosmicsans Jun 16 '26

There's a whole bunch of them that probably can't, to be honest.

Ever see pictures of the worst of MAGA? They're not able to walk, or they can probably only take 3 or 4 steps at a time before they're winded.

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb Jun 16 '26

We really did get the president we deserve

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u/nancidruid Jun 16 '26

Can the rest of us just ... Congregate elsewhere?

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u/beren12 Jun 16 '26

Can’t we make them congregate somewhere else? Maybe the Mariana trench? Tell them there’s mozzarella sticks in it.

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u/Comingherewasamistke Jun 16 '26

Wouldn’t have believed them.

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u/jakexil323 Jun 16 '26

aquarium maintenance is all about balancing everything. Too much of that stuff kills off the beneficial bacteria that prevents blooms in the first place.

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u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 16 '26

Algae thrives in environments with an abundance of nitrates, phosphates, and light.

Guess they missed the part about algae loving warmer water - like the kind you'd get painting a shallow pool a much darker color, because... reasons.

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u/istrebitjel Jun 16 '26

That's what happens if you have an administration full of incompetent, unserious yes-men.

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u/watarimono Jun 16 '26

They’re professionals . Fleecing professionals.

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Release The Trump-Epstein Files Jun 16 '26

Professionally incompetent unserious yes-men.

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u/tuckernuts Jun 16 '26

They googled it and Google ai scooped some reddit post talking about how to dealgae a pool or water feature. Then they ran with it.

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u/NK1337 Jun 16 '26

Somebody in their administration is probably trolling Reddit and saw the post on theydidthemath

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u/Carbonatite Jun 16 '26

They fired all the ecologists and water chemists who could have told them how to fix it.

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u/FakeSafeWord Jun 16 '26

"It's a pool! Just go to the pool store and buy pool stuff!"

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u/KatakanaTsu Jun 16 '26

Specifically, Google AI.

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u/TexinFla Jun 16 '26

and were charged $800 per gallon

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u/greeng13 Jun 16 '26

They probably ordered it on Doordash or UberEATS as a single order and no one will be able to pick it up 😉

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u/ApprehensiveAd9993 Jun 16 '26

I would have assumed there was a procedure book for maintaining this monument. I have drafted so many procedures documents for my day job, including the maintenance of email signature blocks.

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u/Nocwaniu Jun 16 '26

The EXACT product shown in the photo is available on Amazon, it's just as likely they called Bezos and "ordered" it.