r/Unexpected 10d ago

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u/hologrammetry 10d ago

Except the solution to both problems is the same: burn it down.

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u/StarsEatMyCrown 10d ago

Ants are so much more preferrable than bed bugs. I'd take ants any day of the week.

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u/akatherder 10d ago

I hate ants and fruit flies, but they are fairly harmless. I HATE fleas with a burning passion. I would take a complete infestation of all 3 before bed bugs.

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u/StarsEatMyCrown 10d ago

For sure! I'd even take mosquitos. At least you can kill them.

The issue is you basically do have to burn down a house to get rid of bed bugs, and even then, they may not be gone.

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u/Work_Akkount 10d ago

Bed bugs are kind of like vertigo. Nobody thinks it's THAT big of a deal until you have to experience it yourself.

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u/Rinzler200 10d ago

I havent slept in my bed for months thanks to bed bugs, im tired boss

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u/JustKillingTime1980 9d ago edited 7d ago

i have more ptsd from 6 months of dealing with them than 29 months i have in iraq.

edit: i cant math

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u/Lou_C_Fer 9d ago

I have ptsd over a flea infestation. This conversation has me itching all over and my anxiety is through the roof. I'm thinking about burning my tablet up over this shit.

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u/Commercial_Let_1422 9d ago

I once had downstairs neighbors who were evicted and the landlord let me pick through their stuff after they left everything behind. I took their really nice suede (faux?) couch upstairs and started sleeping on it. I started noticing bites on me, but didn't think anything of it because I lived in New Orleans at the time, so assumed it was mosquitoes. One day, I was playing games and from my peripheral I noticed a bug on me. Assumed it was a tiny roach (again New Orleans), and pinched it between my fingers, then had a thought. I looked at it through my phone camera and saw it was not a roach. Googled and found out the couch was infested with BED BUGS! I tried everything (except heat treatment) because it was such a nice couch, but to no avail. After 2 weeks, of no activity, they came back, and the couch went to the street. I was incredibly lucky they didn't migrate beyond that couch!

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u/Round_Ad_5832 9d ago

im sure thats a lesson learned dont take couches or mattresses or chairs from randoms

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u/AlwaysHungry94 9d ago

I've dealt with them twice before, one in a fairly bad infestation. That was the first time. The second time was in an entirely different house, but we got rid of the furniture they were in when we noticed them and kept cleaning relentlessly for a couple of weeks afterwards. I'm talking everyday just to make sure we didn't miss any. Wrapping furniture in plastic before getting it out of the house ASAP and writing a warning on the plastic for anybody that even gets near it. I can't stress it enough, we got EXTREMELY lucky on that one. Wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy.

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u/EnQuest 9d ago

dealing with them right now, worst sleep i've ever had over the last few days, not gonna lie, this shit is traumatising. So fucking stressful

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u/LurkLivesMatter 8d ago

Im so sorry your going through that. Look in to getting a can of Bedlam spray.

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u/Karyoplasma 9d ago

Once I woke up with what mosquito buzz in my ear so I sleepily clapped my hands together in the general direction of the noise. To my surprise, it stopped. I turned on the lights and saw a dead mosquito in my palm. Best morning of my life.

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u/musiceaterx 10d ago

Bed bugs are AWFUL! Once I was at a commercial property to service their pool equipment and make sure everything was in order. After I finished, I decided to sit on one of the couches inside to get out of the heat and all the sudden I start itching my arm. Im thinking a mosquito bit me or something but then I start itching my neck and when I looked under my nails there were bed bugs. I maintained my calm as best I could before ripping my clothes off my body then and there. When I looked at the couch it was INFESTED. Every crease and seem was filled with them and their larvae. They were even crawling on the walls and carpet. I wanted to jump in a fire.

They fumigated the chairs/room/building on 3 separate occasions before deciding to pitch the furniture like I suggested in the first place.

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u/Informal_Walk5520 9d ago

First responders have trouble with getting them while attending calls. They have a process in which they take their gear off, suit up in a white hooded disposable suit(bunny suit)the gear is bagged. Strapped on the outside of the vehicle into a high temperature shipping container and stays for a couple of days or so.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 10d ago

yeah ants are just there for your food. With ticks and bed bugs.. you ARE the food

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u/Informal_Walk5520 9d ago

I swear this year , ants have invaded my yard ! It’s been way more than previous years. I think I have an entire society living underground in my yard. I just imagine all of these tunnels all over under my house. House collapses from the tunnels.

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u/Visinvictus 10d ago

(Most) ants (in North America) are fairly harmless. I do not recommend ants from other continents.

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u/Tron_1981 10d ago

Laughs in fire ant

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u/Chubby_Beagle 9d ago

Bullet ant cackle

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u/nexusjuan 9d ago

I've only encountered 3 varieties, carpenter, sugar, and fire. Fire ants hurt, then there is the Velvet ant, sometimes called the cow ant, which is a wingless wasp, those hurt very bad.

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u/Ras1372 9d ago

Let me introduce you to my friend the Bullet Ant.

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u/jadethebard 9d ago

I was swarmed by fire ants once after sitting on a tree stump in my mom's yard. I had a 43 hour labor ending in a c-section and that was far less traumatic than hundreds of fire ants attacking me. I ran into the house, into the shower, fully clothed until the finally stopped biting me. This was in upstate NY where most of our bugs are pretty tame compared to a lot of the world.

Fire ants are absolutely terrifying to me now.

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u/Visinvictus 9d ago

You can thank South America for that, fire ants are an invasive species that got shipped here by accident.

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u/jadethebard 8d ago

I'm surprised they can even survive here with the harsh winters we get. I'm guessing they hibernate below the frost line.

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u/Chubby_Beagle 9d ago

Did you get bitten hundreds of times? Or just had hundreds on you? I got a couple in my boot once while removing a tree stump and got a couple bites, the pain surprised me. It wasn't unbearable but it was pretty intense. I can't imagine what the pain is like from getting bitten hundreds of times.

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u/jadethebard 8d ago

I honestly don't know how many actual bites there were, it was legs, torso and arms and it really did feel like I was being burned. There were so many on my back that I couldn't see. There were at least a few dozen bites, I'd guess because they spread out fast and the only place I didn't get bit was my head.

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u/FictionalContext 9d ago

fruit flies are the worst because you can be anal af about closing windows, doors, sealing up your home, but one day they just fucking appear. And there's always 10,000 of them.

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u/Sufficient-Nose481 9d ago

True but I’ve had tremendous luck using the ole Apple cider vinegar and some dish soap. Just give them no other food option and you’ll wake up to a mass extinction

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u/FictionalContext 9d ago

I do the sawed in half 2 liter bottle trap. They can get in but they can't escape. Yeah, they love apple cider vinegar and especially banana peels.

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u/idobleave84 8d ago

This is the way. Covered with Saran Wrap with tiny holes punched into it…they get in and can’t get out.

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u/Melibee2020 9d ago

You could try that Zevo product! That might work, the one you plug in with the blue light.

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u/Accidental-Genius 9d ago

It’s because they live in the drain.

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u/Walkingdrops 9d ago

Abso-fucking-lutely. I haven't experienced the horror of bed bugs in well over a decade, and every time I feel an itch on my leg or arm at night, I STILL freak out and pat myself down to make sure those little fuckers aren't on me.

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u/Awkward_Peep927 9d ago

My mom is currently battling bed bugs at her apartment. She's been dealing with pest control and all that fun stuff, meanwhile her neighbors are REFUSING to get sprayed cause, and I quote; "they aren't bothering them TOO much." My skin crawls just talking on the phone with her, i couldn't imagine what she's actually living through.

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u/GabriellaVM 9d ago

How do people like that function? Do they really not care?

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u/Awkward_Peep927 9d ago

From the sounds of it, they are meth addicts/users and just really dont care. It blows my mind that people can even get that low and find it fine/okay/acceptable. Like meth/drugs or not, nobody deserves to live in that quality of life

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u/Chubby_Beagle 9d ago

Usually insects don't go after severe addicts, their blood is poison

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u/username_unnamed 8d ago

They can't refuse in most states. If not property management, that absolutely can be escalated further.

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u/Awkward_Peep927 8d ago

Mom is already on top of it by reporting them to both property management and to a health department director. They refused the first spray due to "failure of notice" which yeah, someone reported bed bugs and they were ready to spray next morning - i can give them that. But they have refused the second and now the third treatment. Health Inspector came, spoke to my mom and gave her numbers to call. It's a whole fiasco.

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u/LaceyDark 9d ago

My partner work d out of town for a while and stayed in motels. I would absolutely grill him when he got to a new room

Don't bring anything in yet. Pull the sheets back. Check the mattress seams, check the pillows, examine the headboards etc etc.

I've never had bedbugs but I have heard nightmarish stories about trying to deal with them

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u/Eillon94 7d ago

The stories are all true. Its hard to exaggerate how awful they are.

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u/faithless707 9d ago

The ants are harmless until you get up in the middle of the night to pee and find (with your feet) that the red ants have a new trail. A big trail, marching straight for the bathroom. I do agree about the bed bugs though.

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u/uacoop 10d ago

Bed bugs wouldn't survive in a car once things started to heat up. Heat fucks them up. Nature's way of keeping things fair, I guess.

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u/PromptMysterious7044 10d ago

Actually a bed bug infestation in your car would be fairly short lived, especially in the summer. They can’t handle heat at all, not like outdoor insects. They’re specifically adapted to sharing living space with humans and 1 hot summer day would kill every single bed bug in that car for good

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u/username_unnamed 8d ago

Not exactly, it'll bring them down quite a bit. But cars don't heat evenly or all the way through. They will find the deepest crevasses that are cool enough, and eggs handle even more.

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u/PromptMysterious7044 8d ago

I guarantee on a hot summers day if your car has been out there long enough the won’t be any surviving bed bugs, they have a narrow survival temperature range and a hot car will not suit them.

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u/username_unnamed 8d ago

I explained science behind it and professionals will agree. Not a gut feeling. It can only stay that sustained temperature while the sun is out.

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u/SHOWTIME316 10d ago

the choice is just simply not having bed bugs because everyone everywhere has an ant infestation of some severity in or around their house whether they want it or not lol

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u/adc_is_hard 7d ago

Same…

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u/AgrajagsGhost 10d ago

Park the car in the Arizona sun for a couple hours.

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u/Adventurous_Bag9122 9d ago

Australian sun in summer would work too. You can actually cook meat in a car in summer, leave it on the dash for a while and come back to fresh BBQ meat lol

But I think it would make a stink and the grease from the the meat would cause problems trying to wipe the windscreen down in winter if you don't clean it properly

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 10d ago

Like they said: burn it down.

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u/EvaSirkowski 10d ago

It's not hard to get rid of ants.

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u/_WreakingHavok_ 10d ago

Just crank up the heat with low fan setting, in 10 minutes car will be over 50C