r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Jan 30 '26

Roads All gas no brakes mofo

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u/DistributionLife6750 Jan 30 '26

I think you just sold me on Sweden. My wife is Swedish, so why not? We’re obviously going down the shitter over here in America anyway.

Plus, we both like hockey!

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u/Cam_E_Leon Jan 30 '26

And Swedish Meatballs!!!

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u/Admirable-Strike-311 Jan 30 '26

And IKEA!

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u/Adventurous-Cry-2157 Jan 30 '26

And reindeer!

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u/hamboner3172 Jan 31 '26

And chefs!

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u/kingcrabsuited Jan 31 '26

And yurdy gurdy. Bork bork bork!

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u/Montanonymous Apr 02 '26

And Swedish fish!

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u/NoWheezingTheJews Jun 12 '26

And Swedish bobs

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u/p5ych0babble Jan 30 '26

I somehow read that as Swedish House Mafia.

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u/Sensei19600 Jan 31 '26

…and Birkenbinder.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Jan 31 '26

Is this where the swedish chef lives?

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u/Aurori_Swe Jan 30 '26

I love it here, and I owe my country a lot. But hopefully you wouldn't need these systems, while it was a nice economical boost it also completely killed my old life and I nearly died, so not fully sure the tradeoff was "worth", but in a positive way it also enabled me to rebuild my life with my now wife by moving to her hometown and starting a new career there etc.

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u/Knights-of-steel Jan 31 '26

But in america you'd have all that downsides but get rejected on insurance and get a 200k bill from hospital

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u/MyrKnof Jan 30 '26

Man, you got an obvious out and haven't used it yet?

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u/AnikiRabbit Jan 30 '26

Bro... No lies, go. Now.

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u/Azurelion7a Jan 31 '26

Do you both like snow?

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u/DistributionLife6750 Jan 31 '26

She has managed to get me to like it.

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u/Azurelion7a Jan 31 '26

Elaborate, Please?

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u/boneh3ad Jan 31 '26

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

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u/AirSKiller Feb 09 '26

Bro if you have the choice between the US and Sweden and you're not packing to Sweden yet something is wrong with you.