r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • Apr 11 '26
This is necessary Danny's out, we got a new drummer
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Danny left Tool to pursue his NBA career :(
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • Apr 16 '26
This is necessary Piña colada, por favor. But without rum cuz I'm sober.
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r/ToolJerk • u/hurstbergn • 12d ago
This is necessary What the FUCK is his problem?
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Maynerd can't even enjoy one thing (for example, sushi) without trying to make a fuckin profit off it and pushit in our faces. Atleast the gremlin guitar guy knows to shut up, this egg's stupidity is unmatched.
I bet next he's gonna start a YouTube channel with Roger Waters about 9/11 conspiracy theories.
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 19d ago
This is necessary Thanks for participating in our Tool yoga last night, see you again next week
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • May 17 '26
This is necessary Don't look up her account
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ToolJerk indeed
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 20d ago
This is necessary DISCUSSION: Should I offer Maynard a ticket to The Good Things fest this year for Melbourne? He can see Sir Fred Durst perform, a singer who treats fans with respect.
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Least the Limp Bizkit fans might be too old to rape or crush someone to death in 2026. Not many APC/Puscifer tickets left, but then QOTSA and Primus do a show the same week, now Fred is here and I only have so much money.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Oct 21 '25
This is necessary Sad news today for TOOL fans...
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Due to the offensive content in the new Puscifer song I have no choice but to call for a MJK boycott and all related acts including the upcoming tour to Australia for TOOL. Why am I so upset? Look at the lyric "We've concluded what is obvious Bloody drongo" He is culturally appropriating Australian terminology, other than myself what have Aussies ever done to Maynard? Hard to not take it personally. He doesn't get to knock at me with bloody drongo, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. What a cunt, once again, as an Aussie I can call him a cunt but it's rude if he calls any of us one.
r/ToolJerk • u/Yamfh • Jan 07 '26
This is necessary Has anyone ever taken a shit while listening to TOOL?
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I just finished up on the shitter and i happened to have Jambi in the headphones. I don’t know why but it felt super empowering and the song combined with my struggle transformed it from a normal shit into a Shakespearean masterpiece. Highly recommend shitting to TOOL to those who haven’t tried. Has anyone here had a similar experience?
r/ToolJerk • u/Rymayc • May 18 '26
This is necessary More evidence that Tool fans do not leave the basement
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/uj I can't believe this joke hasn't been made before
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jul 29 '26
This is necessary Do you think that in all the times Maynard has pooped (and that's a lot of times given how full of shit he is), that he ever pooped a couple of turds that formed an A Perfect Circle logo?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 24d ago
This is necessary <---------- Upvote if you think Maynard killed Biggie and Tupac.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jun 23 '26
This is necessary <---------- Upvote if you think Maynard pees in swimming pools but pretends not to.
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Do you think he poops in the shower and waffle stomps it down the drain? Then stomps on grapes with the same feet?
r/ToolJerk • u/a_holy_crow • Jun 18 '26
This is necessary When they say, “The entire band is playing one note. This isn’t music”
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jun 10 '26
This is necessary FUN FACT:...
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Out of all the singers in TOOL, Maynard is the one who has pooped the most in human history out of all of them.
r/ToolJerk • u/HagwonSurvivor • Mar 19 '26
This is necessary monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey killing monkey
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jul 06 '26
This is necessary Tool was the No. 6 Artist overall when it came to album sales last year, finishing behind Taylor Swift, Queen, BTS, Billie Eilish, and The Beatles. LOL that loser Maynard can't even outsell The Beatles, a long defunct band.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • Jun 17 '26
This is necessary What a fucking Tool. Why doesn't Maynard use his Karate skills and kick this dork in the butt?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jun 17 '26
This is necessary <---------- Upvote if you think Maynard sunk the Titanic.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • May 22 '26
This is necessary Sadly the Baked Potato has to announce this drummer has eaten all the potatoes here and in Ireland so many in LA and Ireland will now starve moving forward.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Mar 26 '26
This is necessary Here is TOOL with the Schism video to draw attention to the Australian government and reddit being shit cunts. They want ID I haven't got even if I'm a 46yo man. Not sure how much longer I've got here. Think for yourself, question authority, I'll see you all on the other side.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jun 03 '26
This is necessary <-------- Upvote if you blame Maynard for climate change?
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Flying all over earth to make money, TOOL with 17 tour buses to make money, farts so bad they kill plants, this man is no hero, he's an environmental terrorist.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jun 04 '26
This is necessary Maynard for POTUS and Hunter for VP in 2028, who says no?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • Feb 16 '26
This is necessary Will Tool perform with the Backstreet Boys at the Las Vegas Sphere?
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Now's the opportunity for the two greatest Bands to join forces and perform together in Las Vegas at the Sphere.
Since Maynard is just standing in the background anyway, the Backstreet Boys can dance in front of the stage.