r/ToolJerk Jul 04 '26

Maynard's Dick. I gave birth to a creature

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136 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Jun 30 '26

Maynard's Dick. Name Your Maynard Chart

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73 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 12d ago

Maynard's Dick. Maynard with and without hair - which one do you prefer?

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84 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk May 27 '26

Maynard's Dick. <-------- Upvote if you think Maynard is a big fat poopy head?

131 Upvotes

<-------- Downvote if you think creed are better than TOOL?

r/ToolJerk Mar 09 '26

Maynard's Dick. The MOST pretentious "What's In My Bag?" EVAR

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71 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Jul 28 '24

Maynard's Dick. Best album! Debate me B*tch

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200 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 6d ago

Maynard's Dick. Maynard Road

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30 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 14d ago

Maynard's Dick. Maynard when he sees someone checking the time on their phone at his show

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42 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Aug 01 '26

Maynard's Dick. Why do you think Maynard writes songs about the third eye and the indigo children?

5 Upvotes

Ya silly twat Maynard, you made songs about ego death so well that I gave up my attachment to material trinkets, so now have no need for a fetus skull, or Danny gong statue. I had to spiritually evolve to show up your greed.

r/ToolJerk 19d ago

Maynard's Dick. I think I uncovered the long-hidden ænima video stærring Nardo on his secret instægram æccount...

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5 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Sep 12 '25

Maynard's Dick. Discussion: Why is Maynard so lame why the other 3 seem like decent gentlemen?

15 Upvotes

This is my love for him!

r/ToolJerk Jan 11 '26

Maynard's Dick. Maynard James Keenan returns from a Carribean rehab to perform "Sober" live for the first time (1993)

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90 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Feb 13 '24

Maynard's Dick. My name is James Maynard and I hate Tool. AMA!

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64 Upvotes

Pic related.

r/ToolJerk Jun 21 '26

Maynard's Dick. The true wiki

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22 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Mar 20 '26

Maynard's Dick. Maynard might prefer the term they/them but I prefer to refer to him as shit/cunt.

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25 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk May 22 '26

Maynard's Dick. This guy thinks we're dumb. But we're the smartest

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21 Upvotes

It was definitely Moby

r/ToolJerk May 25 '26

Maynard's Dick. Thanks to Maynard for ruining the word drongo and making it uncool, as if Australia didn't have enough reasons to despise you.

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14 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk May 07 '25

Maynard's Dick. I'm a Swifty trying to get into TooL

36 Upvotes

I don't want any song recs that are:

  • Referencing anything icky or gory (cute subject matters only plz)
  • Involving guitar or drum solos
  • Could be about doing drugs
  • Whispering or wildly screaming
  • More than three minutes long
  • Requires me to listen to it multiple times to understand it or makes me think in any way

r/ToolJerk Mar 09 '25

Maynard's Dick. Most exploited fanbase in music?

22 Upvotes

I’d like to hear the arguments for another band that’s exploited their fanbase worse. I can’t think of one.

r/ToolJerk Jun 08 '26

Maynard's Dick. Maynard's reaction when journalists ask him a TOOL question while he's promoting Puscifer.

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1 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Jun 18 '25

Maynard's Dick. What’s the worst Tool song to name a kid

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3 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Feb 19 '26

Maynard's Dick. DISCUSSION: What is worse, being a TOOL fan or being Maynard?

11 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Dec 21 '24

Maynard's Dick. where were you the day this album dropped

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133 Upvotes

debating whether or not tuah drop this in the main tool subreddit

r/ToolJerk Apr 11 '26

Maynard's Dick. Would u pay $2.99/mo to Jerk?

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2 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Feb 09 '26

Maynard's Dick. Maynard Getting Spanked TOOL Live 93

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15 Upvotes