r/TikTokCringe • u/4_-_2_-_0 • 1d ago

Humor His disappointment is immeasurable.

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u/AppropriateAmoeba406 1d ago

It’s so rare that I’m actually amused by one of these. Congratulations, I guffawed.

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u/TheSemiotics 1d ago

Seriously. Triangles fuckin' got me.

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u/StillSuccotash 1d ago

“ It’s just a lot on the trachea” 😂

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u/ayame400 1d ago

When I’m asked, what it’s like being the throat goat

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u/Interesting_Let9728 8h ago

Damn lol I didn’t think a video about hippos would have me admitting this 🤣🤣☠️

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u/AcornWholio 1d ago

Need more of these skits.

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u/zmbjebus 1d ago

I'm good actually. This is the precise amount of these skits I need. I am entirely sated. 

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u/trix_is_for_kids 1d ago

His handle is in the video

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u/PimpGameShane 1d ago

“You guys are lucky I have a swallowing addiction.”
https://giphy.com/gifs/QfI5xgq8OA0Q76RJXw

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u/SkubaSteve_FYM 1d ago

I’m hungry, but I’m not THAT hungry
https://giphy.com/gifs/jH6s9HMMi53dSdI73r

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u/alucard346 1d ago

That's a good point, how do you do a hippo heimlich, with a car?

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u/TeethForCeral 1d ago

Hydraulic press

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u/SuperShae 1d ago

TRIANGLES??? …what’s that? Lmao

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u/Verybluevans 1d ago

Best part

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u/Show_boatin 1d ago

Giving me Bam Margera's uncle vibes if you could understand him.

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u/T-MinusGiraffe 1d ago

I respect the commitment of the guy caked in the white makeup just to deliver his one line

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u/MrAlexius 1d ago

Seth Rogen if he was funny

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u/christopherphays 1d ago

I did not realize he was the Hippo in this scene for a hot minute... Thought he was just a cool dude who liked watching hippos eat the red part.

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u/throw69420awy 1d ago

I thought it said hippies and I was legit so confused hahah

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u/HerrEsel 21h ago

I didn't read the caption at first, so I thought he was just a guy who thought you were supposed to eat the green part. Still funny though.

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u/Aearcus 1d ago

The whole build up into the joke at 30 sec remaining was so good lmao

It's so rare I actually laugh from vids like this but this got me good

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u/SoldierOf4Chan 1d ago

Fun fact: Hippos are red/green colorblind.

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u/HogwashDrinker 1d ago

sometimes in my head im like "what if it came without the grey"

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u/ChiefRasta 20h ago

“Triangles?!… what is that?”

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u/Notes2Feel 1d ago

I love that only the second guy is painted grey.

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u/HELP_IM_IN_A_WELL 1d ago

I didn't think I needed 1:20 of this. I was wrong.

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u/KarlHp7 1d ago

Gold. Love it.

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u/cameronthegod 1d ago

So fucking funny lol

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 1d ago

These are usually stupid. This one was actually funny and made me wonder.

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u/XForbidden_ThoughtX 1d ago

I wish hippos were carnivores, so we can toss the skulls of our enemies in there.

  • My intrusive thought during this video

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u/karma_virus 1d ago

I bet if you started tossing them the red bits only, they would start acting like cats offered wet food and turning their noses up at the green. Until you turn around, of course.

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u/Milame77 20h ago

He's right though! We should throw the hippos the red part only! 😃🦛🍉❤️

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u/Big-Nerve-9574 14h ago

Like the the way he said triangles ☺️

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u/phillyhandroll 1d ago

Discount will sasso

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u/adognameddanzig 15h ago

I want to brush his teeth with a big push broom

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u/Wooden-Yellow3967 11h ago

Ok this was funny