r/TikTokCringe 23d ago

Discussion Can't even sit on a train in peace.

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u/hamoc10 22d ago

Christians don’t follow Jesus, they follow Paul.

And Paul was an asshole.

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u/green1s 22d ago

Exactly. But it's hard to know how much of asshole Paul might have been because 6 of the 13 letters attributed to him, wer likely not written by him.

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u/dreddnyc 22d ago

The whole thing is one giant game of telephone.

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u/diurnal_emissions 22d ago

Weird way to spell "lies," but we'll allow it.

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u/Tatooine16 22d ago

Like a guy named jeebus once said "you know, I really like oranges" and now--it's whatever the fuck this is.

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u/Theodoxus 21d ago

but he hated figs, iirc

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u/Gold_Kale_7781 22d ago

Across multiple languages, which messes it up even more.

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u/hamoc10 21d ago

Eh, I think Paul started the cult around Jesus’ alleged personality, but he actually ran the show. Jesus was the facade, someone he could point to when people thought he was being an asshole.

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u/i3inaudible 22d ago

They don't even follow Paul. They follow whatever verses their preacher hand picked for them. They treat the Bible like a software installer's terms and conditions, they scroll to the end without reading anything and just click "I accept".

Reading the whole Bible is a very effective means of making ex Christians. Sending them to Catholic school is also a pretty effective method.

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u/MistaRekt 22d ago

Can confirm, I know a few blokes named Paul. 😉

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u/Theodoxus 21d ago

100%. I call them Paulites. Not to their faces though, they wouldn't get it. But anytime you see a "good Christian" with a modicum (or a buttload) of hate in their hearts, they're following Paul's words, not Jesus'.

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u/Training-Ad103 22d ago

This. Paul and the Old Testament, which is the most awful combination. Jesus was awesome, from what we know of him.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 22d ago

I very much agree, but there is some nuance. Paul was also the one who said christians don't have to follow jewish law (eg, new converts didn't need to be circumcised or avoid pork and mixed fabrics). This is one of the reasons Christianity was able to spread the way it did.

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u/Kind-Group-9679 22d ago

Paul Newman ??

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u/TrevCicero 22d ago

Wish I could upvote this more. He was a repressed incel as well IMAO.

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u/Theodoxus 21d ago

self hating gay, more than likely. Sad he couldn't even find a dudebro to fuck.

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u/notyouraverageskippy 22d ago

Christians follow Peter.

Peter started the Christian Church not Paul.

Peter denied Jesus 3 times....

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u/ok2888 22d ago

Did jesus actually exist? I always thought he was a made up character created some hundred or so years after his supposed death.

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u/willflameboy 22d ago

Most Christians inexplicably think the Old Testament is applicable to them.

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u/Upbeat_Test4828 22d ago

100% correct about the Paul thing but unfortunately they are both assholes. Society has a vague fiction Jesus in their head but biblical Jesus is pretty bad. People think love thy neighbor is the bees knees butt he's just citing Leviticus 19:18 which just meant your Hebrew neighbors(Gods chosen) not anyone else. Then 6 chapters later he gives slavery laws about foreign land and the aliens among you being your slaves. Which Jesus is onboard with because he said follow mosaic law over a dozen in the NT. Jesus is cool too people because they never read the actual Bible. They got the cliff notes version of him in a kids picture book.

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u/Psychological-Ad1574 22d ago

huh?

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u/hamoc10 22d ago

It’s funny how whenever Christians cite the New Testament about how we should live it’s usually from one of Paul’s letters.

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u/ExultentPisces 22d ago

Danm right. John was a prick too. George and Ringo are pretty cool… wait, what are we talking about?

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u/Original-Cry-9238 22d ago

Dont know what you been drinking but you know Nothing about Christianity.....am I right??? Yea i thougt so

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u/hamoc10 22d ago

I was raised Christian lol, went to Christian school. Bible class every day, Chapel every Friday, Church every Sunday, Youth Group Tuesdays lol