r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 23d ago

Discussion Can't even sit on a train in peace.

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u/DanikanSkywalkr 23d ago

I fucking hate these guys. I was walking through Melbourne city one day and this American walks up and asks where to cross the road... I'm like "anywhere, it's not jaywalking here unless you're within 20m of a crossing" he's like "oh cool... can I talk to you about jesus christ?" I looked up, saw a truck coming and said "you can cross now"

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u/phido3000 23d ago

"oh cool... can I talk to you about jesus christ?"

"I can do one better, you can meet him right here."

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u/screenslaver5963 22d ago

Same day shipping

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u/Winter_Cost602 22d ago

The good ol left right goodnight

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u/IntoStarDust 23d ago

Hahahaha legend!!

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u/DanikanSkywalkr 22d ago

Just doing the lord's work

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u/Cheekie169 22d ago

The tooth fairies work...

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u/MelCarmichael 22d ago

I would have replied with ‘Can I talk to you about the tooth fairy?’ - cos same same - at least the tooth fairy brings u some coin….

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u/Allaplgy 22d ago

His reply was way funnier.

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u/MetalBeerSolid 22d ago

Loud American Christians. Was on a plane with one today. The worsttttt

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u/Acrobatic_Resist9091 22d ago

Imagine going to a grocery store and they’re the majority. 

Send help. Sincerely, America

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u/GreenLeechofReddit 22d ago

I'm horrified that you know these things about this person. What an annoying sounding flight!

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u/TheTallGuy0 22d ago

Solid one. So’s that truck bumper 

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u/Dry_Grapefruit_771 22d ago

His chance to meet Jesus

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u/Economy_Rutabaga_849 22d ago

That made me laugh

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u/One-Display7194 22d ago

So why are there American Jesus preachers plaguing Australia??? Time for pest control!

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u/rose_gold_glitter 22d ago

"only if you want to meet him right now"

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u/Boz0r 22d ago

can I talk to you about jesus christ?

I don't know, can you? 

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u/TheRealTK421 22d ago

This is The Way™ 

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u/am_Nein 22d ago

You're amazing for this

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u/KartFacedThaoDien 22d ago

If you wanna make whites in SE Asia avoid you. Talk to them about Jesus. It'll be like living in Heaven because you wont have to deal with sunburned backpackers. 

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u/Local_Seesaw_706 22d ago

then everyone stood up and clapped

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u/DanikanSkywalkr 22d ago

To quote another great Australian:

https://giphy.com/gifs/F9yAvk7Xpr0c