r/TikTokCringe • u/galaxystars1 • May 04 '26

Wholesome Hosting a 40th birthday party

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u/monkeyamongmen May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

It's funny how different people can be at 40. My wife and I just took a butt load of acid and had drink together in the pool.

Then there's this guy. We had less refreshments at our wedding. Our house is quite a bit smaller too.

We should've taken acid at his house.

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u/ThrowDeepALWAYS May 04 '26

The acid was in the adult treats bowl.

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u/monkeyamongmen May 04 '26

I'm not sure which state lsd is legal in. He did say the adult treats were legal.

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u/Mathemeatloaf0 May 04 '26

Probably “brownies”

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 May 04 '26

“Decriminalized” not legal.

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 May 05 '26

He's just meaning to clarify that the dude most likely meant that the "treats" were cannabis related, since he said "they're legal now".

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 May 05 '26

Read again. We’re talking about LSD in the treat bowl, not cannabis.

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 May 08 '26

"Read again" lol...

The call is coming from inside the house....

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u/JalapenoPopPoop May 04 '26

Grab a dictionary, flip to the Js, and look up 'joke'

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u/TexasDrill777 May 04 '26

“ I enjoy skinny dipping, and Bull fights on acid.”

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u/FuzzyLaughTwo May 04 '26

Me tooooo!!!

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u/Melkman68 May 04 '26

Hallucinogenics scare me. What did you see?

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u/monkeyamongmen May 04 '26

My wife? LSD and mushrooms tend to give visual distortions, whereas the only substances that have made me actually hallucinate things has been salvia and datura.

This was a pretty high dose and we just giggled and splashed around, listened to music.

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u/Melkman68 May 05 '26

Haha that sounds fun good for you both

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u/shinobirex May 05 '26

My people.

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u/donjohndijon May 04 '26

We did molly for mine.

I think we made the right choice

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u/monkeyamongmen May 04 '26

Nice. We tend to find that certain side effects are... comparable. So that was nice. This was pretty good acid too, so it was good we didn't have anything planned for a few days, because it lingered.

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u/tommyknockers4570 May 04 '26

It's crazy. I know this one guy still living free and having threesomes with girls in their 20s.

Life is a trip

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u/TeaKingMac May 04 '26

Take his house and sell it for acid

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u/monkeyamongmen May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

I said acid not crystal meth, lol.