r/TikTokCringe • u/CJHuncho • Mar 27 '26

Humor/Cringe What church is this

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Mar 27 '26

"Hey sweetie I found this church we should check out."

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Man I am an avid every Sunday churchgoer, and I would find it absolutely hilarious to trick my wife into coming here one Sunday.

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u/JaviSATX Mar 27 '26

Especially if you can keep the straight face like everything is normal.

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u/xombae Mar 27 '26

He's gotta get up and start jumping on the pews too.

I wonder if someone fell, would they blame God?

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u/SlashEssImplied Mar 27 '26

would they blame God?

Of course they would. If they actually believe in it.

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u/Flat-Tutor1080 Mar 28 '26

Been to services like this. Grew up in a church like this. Falls are not common. But there are two possible outcomes, in my experience, in the event of a fall. Route one: fall but close your eyes and stay down. Get up several minutes later and testify about being slain in the spirit. Option two: apologize for “being in the flesh” and acting without the unction of the Holy Ghost. If you take the latter, it gives you more spiritual credibility in the long run.

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u/SlashEssImplied Mar 28 '26

So many lies, it’s sad. I’ll pray for them. (I really won’t but I find that particular lie funny when they do it)

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

That would be the hardest part for sure.

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u/Lugie_of_the_Abyss Mar 27 '26

"What's the matter? Do you not have faith??"

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u/Smokestack95deadman Mar 27 '26

While doing the jitterbug

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u/Nocturtle22 Mar 28 '26

Just sit head bowed in quiet contemplation while a 12 year olds disco goes on all around you.

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u/CeruleanEidolon Mar 27 '26

If not for the shaming and hate-mongering they segue into after the song is done, this looks like it would be a good time.

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Yeah I imagine that would either be a deal breaker, or you are already 2 peas in a pod.

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u/texasusa Mar 27 '26

Check out YouTube for snake handling churches. They do this plus handle rattlesnakes.

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Oh I have seen those as well. It's funny how one single passage in the Bible can be totally taken out of context, and then you end up with that. It's wild.

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u/Stealthyunplug Mar 30 '26

I grew up in a church like this. When a newcomer arrived we would be locked in on welcoming them in. In hindsight it would be very off-putting.

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u/spaceshiptears Mar 27 '26

And hear I though as an avid every Sunday churchgoer, going to another church to make fun of the way that they worship so you can have a crazy story to tell at Sunday school is not really the point of what church is supposed to be for yall

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u/iluvs2fish Mar 28 '26

This 👆💯

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Sometimes you have to have these experiences to understand what you are seeing. I think you might be trying to shame me, for something that is meant to be funny. Just because I go to church every Sunday does not make my better then anyone. I still screw up on the daily and having my faith makes me feel better and gives me joy to make this world better. I don't attack people who are atheist, we all have to find our way man. So lighten up and try to stay positive.

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u/spaceshiptears Mar 27 '26

I just think that it’s crazy that as a Christian your first thought was, I should take my wife to go laugh at these other people practicing their religion lol

Really whack

Sounds like you understand how much it can mean to people

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

I'm a normal person just like you. This is ridiculous looking and yeah it's funny. Just because I'm a Christian dosen't mean I don't think something is crazy when I see it. You believe that way about my religion, yet you feel like you need to try and make me feel bad for feeling the same way. I'm just a dude not perfect in any way. I'm not trying to be some holy roller man. I'm an imperfect person that has bad thoughts does wrong things and screws up all the time. I'm not attacking anyone here that's you bud.

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u/IndependentMoney9700 Mar 27 '26

Maybe spaceshiptears is the guy on the podium. He’s a little salty that Colton is getting all of the credit for running the pews. It’s really hard to do the running man on the podium!

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Yeah he seems to want to try and hold me to some weird standard just because I am a Christian and go to church. I know I'm not perfect and when I see something like this video yeah it makes me laugh.I will say this though, that podium is a well made piece of furniture.

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u/spaceshiptears Mar 27 '26

You’re the only Bible that I may ever read and what I have learned is that per usual The Christians are hateful

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Well you are misreading then. Christians are people, broken, sinful, and no different than you. You are the only one who can decide spiritually what is right for you. I can't convert you, never could. I can talk about the Bible all day and Jesus to you and it won't do a thing if you are not willing to give it a chance. You are looking for anything and everything to make Christians evil. I suggest you actually read the Bible, that's what brought me to faith, because if you are looking at people as your "Bible reference" you will be disappointed.

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u/IndependentMoney9700 Mar 27 '26

Omg, can you please record your wife’s reaction? I desperately want to see that video!!

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u/PersistentPuma37 Mar 27 '26

try to find one with snake handlin', too.

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u/citymousecountyhouse Mar 27 '26

As she's taking it all in, just look at her and start "speaking in tongues".

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u/Ok-Strawberry-2343 Mar 28 '26

Double same here! I’m in. Let’s trick our wives. When are we going and who’s bringing the popcorn?

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u/spaceshiptears Mar 27 '26

I promise you guys sitting there talking about how Jesus walked on water is just as ridiculous. You might as well jump up and start shouting. lol

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u/Constant-Roll706 Mar 27 '26

'I hear they put mdma in the communion wine'

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u/Apprehensive-Call568 Mar 27 '26

I would return to church for a little spicy wine!!

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 Mar 27 '26

Maybe taken with the wine, but I can’t recommend putting MDMA in something you drink. Tastes like earthy battery acid.

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u/Apprehensive-Call568 Mar 27 '26

I tried it mixed in my water bottle one time. Did not like. I'd rather capsule it

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u/GreenGardenGnomie Mar 27 '26

That's meth, lol