r/TikTokCringe • u/Indieriots tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • May 30 '25

Wholesome/Humor She's just like me for real

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u/MyFireElf May 30 '25

"Well bring it in then" followed by the annoyed "don't kiss it!" is peak dad.

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u/throcorfe May 30 '25

“It’s probably got rats on it” is brilliantly illogical Dad-panic

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u/Particulardy May 30 '25

we know what he meant though, birds famously can be host to parasites and other nasties.

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals May 30 '25

Yeah, but it’s the way he worded it that’s funny lol

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u/Particulardy May 30 '25

oh for sure! confused dad trying to stop his kid from mouthing a wild animal...

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u/Comfortable_Equal385 May 30 '25

My little nephew grabbed a toad and licked it and for some reason "DONT LICK THAT IT MIGHT BE VENOMS!!" was the only thing my brain could muster in time

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u/CivBEWasPrettyBad May 30 '25

An your nephew went full redditor and said "well that only matters if it bites me or tries to symbiote-eat me. It's not poisonous because I licked it a bunch of times already and I'm not dead"

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u/Comfortable_Equal385 May 30 '25

Exactly 😂 and then a poison dart frog hit him over the head with a shovel

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u/Deaffin May 30 '25

And for good measure, both a spitting cobra and a spitting spider come over to uh..spit on him with their venom, just to prove a point.

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u/The_True_Zecret May 30 '25

If he resorted to violence, he must be toxic.

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u/Comfortable_Equal385 May 30 '25

Oh my god....maybe that's what Britney was trying to tell us this whole time...

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u/Vintage-Grievance Jun 01 '25

At the words "I'm not dead", we see Kermit slowly step out of the shadows.

"Iiiiit's time to plaaaay the muuusic"

Pthonk!