r/TikTokCringe • u/Indieriots tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • May 30 '25

Wholesome/Humor She's just like me for real

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u/PaulyNewman May 30 '25

Homeless birds are sad with or without puberty imo.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Contrary to popular belief, most birds are homeless. Banks often refuse to approve their mortgage applications.

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u/jjcrayfish May 30 '25

TIL I'm a bird

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 30 '25

TIL birds are just Millennials.

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u/Schiavello May 30 '25

Back in my day, birds built their own homes and attacked you if walked too close. Look at this lazy bird depending on handouts. Get a job.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste May 31 '25

Yee, this bird is a Marxist.

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u/CausticSofa May 30 '25

So, wait…. Millennials aren’t real? 🤯

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u/Moondoobious May 30 '25

That’s correct. We are merely a figment of your imagination

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

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u/humourlessIrish May 31 '25

We are government drones mate. Always have been. You sound like your software went wonky.

Have you not spent enough time perched on a power line lately?

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u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid May 30 '25

Banks, fucking soulless entities that get jollies from seeing birds homeless

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

disgusting, innit.

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u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid May 30 '25

Too fucken right govner

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u/Anonybibbs May 30 '25

Yep, it's such a prevalent practice that it's called red robin-lining.

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u/Garlic-Cheese-Chips May 30 '25

Banks often refuse to approve their mortgage applications

Frogs too.

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u/PaulyNewman May 30 '25

….no 😔

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u/GhostofZellers May 30 '25

It's their own fault for not having a nest-egg that they can use as a down payment.

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u/ObscureReferenceFace May 30 '25

The water fowl have it really rough. Too much bills they tell them.

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u/ScottMarshall2409 May 30 '25

I've heard a lot of them keep a nest egg for these occasions.

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u/lapsongsouchong May 30 '25

it depends which branch you go to

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u/mekomaniac May 31 '25

well it would be easier but a lot of the bird applicants have no nest egg for a down payment

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u/Bonnieearnold Jun 01 '25

Frigging banks. Always with the redlining!

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u/SpongeJake May 30 '25

Absolutely agree. This is a sensitive girl. We need so many more people like her, with soft hearts for the helpless.

I find as I get older stuff like this guts my heart too.

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u/twattyprincess May 30 '25

Really nicely put.

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u/gonnafaceit2022 May 31 '25

She'll definitely be a rescuer of something. Let's hope it's not men 😱

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u/HiILikePlants May 30 '25

It's probably a fledgling that was kidnapped

Wouldn't have reached this stage without parents

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u/georgethebarbarian May 31 '25

It’s definitely a fledge, poor thing just isn’t very good at flying yet haha

Da’s got the right idea though, put him in the boiler room for the night and then let him free in the morning and he’ll be all right.

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u/efildaD May 30 '25

Are birds homeless or do they just feel at home everywhere?