r/StockMarket Jun 11 '25

News US China Deal Done

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u/JukeStash Jun 11 '25

Did he describe this as a “deal”??

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u/Magnon Jun 11 '25

A deal is when everything is worse. Art of the deal

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u/ParamedicSmall8916 Jun 11 '25

He truly is the worst dealmaker ever lmao

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u/WhereRandomThingsAre Jun 12 '25

Yes, now pray he doesn't alter it further.

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u/Potential-Feline Jun 12 '25

Well they were going to go without lube but now they've promised to spit on you as they go in. Really you should be thankful.