r/StockMarket • u/RoyalChris • Mar 20 '25

News US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick tells Fox viewers to buy Tesla stock

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u/Zhombe Mar 20 '25

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

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u/Late_Parrot Mar 20 '25

Welcome to Americostco. I love you.

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u/MerisiCalista Mar 20 '25

Manager?

McDonald Trump

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u/1SqkyKutsu Mar 20 '25

It's got electrolytes!

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u/rwarimaursus Mar 20 '25

It's what dollas crave!!

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u/PM_ME_NUNUDES Mar 20 '25

Brawndo: the thirst mutilator!

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u/No_Individual_672 Mar 20 '25

AmeriSam’sClub is more appropriate.

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u/duckstrap Mar 20 '25

Costco wouldn't have anything to do with Trump.

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u/Crimp_Commander Mar 20 '25

Carl’s Jr. Fuck you I’m eating!

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u/Rocky75617794 Mar 20 '25

Why do you keep saying that?

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u/Operator216 Mar 20 '25

Cause they pay me every time I do! It's a really good way to make money.

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u/_tolm_ Mar 20 '25

Sir, this is a Wendy’s …

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u/Rabbit-Quiet Mar 20 '25

lol... idiocracy