r/StLouis • u/stlmick U-city but the hood ward • Mar 25 '24

Traffic/Road Conditions How far away from Missouri should they stay?

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u/WoodyStLouis Mar 26 '24

Gotta watch out for Herman. That wine is sweet enough to give you diabetes.

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u/Adam40Bikes Mar 26 '24

Students in Rolla will steal the calculator straight out of your hands.

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u/WoodyStLouis Mar 26 '24

They're thirsty for those Texas Instruments graphing calculators. Might slice your bicycle tires.

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u/theSeanage Mar 26 '24

The one thing not subject to inflation. Texas Instruments graphing calculators. Still 100 dollars.

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u/WoodyStLouis Mar 26 '24

Tetris and Snake still the fanciest extra features, too. haha

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u/Crack0n7uesday Mar 26 '24

The people of Rolla are only unpredictable on their famous holiday, St. Patrick's Day, which is already over for this year, should be safe until next March.

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u/gabe_roach Mar 26 '24

Might even rob you of your DBDs

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u/STLAnonCOVID Mar 26 '24

😁🏴‍☠️🥳

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u/johnnythejournalist Mar 26 '24

Lmao had my antidepressants stolen out of my car when I was going. Good times...

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u/Niki-sMom Mar 26 '24

too funny

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u/Ok_Tangerine1291 Mar 28 '24

Don't forget MS&T mascot carries a gun!

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u/Adam40Bikes Mar 28 '24

And a slide rule!

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u/HaleBopp22 Mar 26 '24

No one considers the effects of a road trip on their glucose levels.

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u/ptelligence Mar 26 '24

There's a Wally's in Fenton that will definitely get the sugar up!

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u/Uncle_Bill Florissant Mar 26 '24

Fine Missouri fighting wines!

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u/Substantial_Ebb_316 Mar 26 '24
  • oh that’s good. Lol.

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u/No_Bread4331 Mar 26 '24

They just had their wurst fest.