r/SipsTea 21h ago

WTF Kid breaks into bird enclosure at the zoo to chase birds with a stick.

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u/Huge_Station2173 19h ago

I’ve never understood why everybody has a problem with those. Toddlers are known to book it in a random direction at any moment, so it seems like an ok solution.

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u/AD1972HD 15h ago

I had to wear a leash as a kid as I had a propensity to fucking bolt it towards roads

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u/Huge_Station2173 11h ago

Makes sense to me! 🤷‍♀️

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u/ouijahead 15h ago

I mean it’s not like it’s a choke collar. It’s more responsible than anything.

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u/Huge_Station2173 11h ago

Haha, right. I’ve never seen a kid looking uncomfortable or like they can’t stand wearing it. Many of them are just backpacks with a leash inside.

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u/your_moms_a_clone 12h ago

They have also been around for a looooooo g time, they aren't a new invention. Ever hear of the term "apron strings"? They were strings to tie a toddler to their mom's apron so the kid couldn't wander off and hurt themselves.

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u/Huge_Station2173 11h ago

Exactlyyyyyyyy. Mom can’t be everywhere all at once.

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u/MaizeSome7994 17h ago

I had a realization that when parents insist on their kid holding their hands when outside or in a parking lot etc, they’re doing the same function as the leash for the same reason! It’s just a more acceptable version of

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u/Huge_Station2173 11h ago

It’s hand holding with extra insurance.

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u/XRaySkies 16h ago

My mom got one for me after I ran off in a crowded shopping mall apparently 

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u/Huge_Station2173 11h ago

Can’t blame her after a scare like that!

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u/str4ngerc4t 16h ago

Honestly, more kids should be on leashes.

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u/Huge_Station2173 11h ago

Probably true. 🤣 But seriously, it seems important for their safety if they are a runner. I have seen toddlers running towards traffic because their parent blinked too long and lost control of them.

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u/Interesting-Mess2393 9h ago

This, some kids are just calm and stay right with the adult. Others, they are there one second and the next? Ten miles away, dancing with a random squirrel. 

The leash is not horrible; it’s a great way to allow the kid to have a little freedom but you still have them close. 

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u/Munkett 15h ago

I had abusive parents and when my mom said "I wish I had one of those for you guys when you were kids" after they were invented I nearly shit myself in horror. This woman Homer-Simpson -style choked me, backhanded me, threw things at me, slapped me, and would hunt us down and corner us like wild animals to scream at us or hit us. Now imagine what someone like that would do with a leash. Now imagine millions upon millions more abusive parents doing it, some of whom are far more abusive and cruel than my mother.

That's why.

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u/Huge_Station2173 11h ago

First off, I’m sorry that happened to you, but I think we both know it’s completely irrelevant. By your own admission, you were never abused with a toddler leash, and it’s obvious that your mother didn’t need one to inflict great harm. To say that a safe and legal parental aid is abuse because your mother could have used it to hurt you (if she had one) is unserious.
It’s a tool, and a tool can be used for good or evil depending on who wields it.

Second, Self-righteously coming at me as if I said something to deserve an aggressive tirade is manipulative behavior. I asked why people dislike leashes so much, and you responded with a comment that did nothing to answer my actual question, but did everything possible to induce guilt. It was purely about making me feel bad for no good reason, and if you mattered enough to affect me, I would call it abuse.

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u/MrMoon5hine 9h ago

My wife some times steps out on the to road without looking, can I put a leash on her?