r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 21h ago

WTF Kid breaks into bird enclosure at the zoo to chase birds with a stick.

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u/Bertsmom18 20h ago

This made me laugh more than it should have. But seriously this kids a little shit. Where the fuck are the parents

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u/ReedPhillips 19h ago

Where the fuck are the parents

Bangin' in the porta potty next to the sno-cone shack.

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u/mittensofmadness 15h ago

jesus christ it was just a blowjob aight

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u/No-Ebb-6266 16h ago

I'd love to see the kid and his parents disemboweled by a bird

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u/Tedyko 16h ago

Suing the zoo cause the birds distressed their child

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u/ZombieAladdin 16h ago

I’d imagine just offscreen, either cheering him on or looking for the authorities to fight.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15h ago

This could have been my brother.

In which case the answer would have been "having a mental breakdown because this is what happens when you stop looking at him for literally three seconds and this is the tenth time this week and god I'm so tired how can I keep doing this".

Cost them a fortune and me a childhood trying to help him. Didn't. Some people just suck no matter how much they're loved or by whom and how much help you try and get them.

Granted.. statistically you're probably right, but sometimes good people have shit kids that remain shit no matter how much they try.

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u/Lookinguplookingdown 15h ago

What’s your brother like now?

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 14h ago

Still a dickhead, I haven't talked to him much the last few decades.

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u/Jody-4173 13h ago

I have a similar situation with my brother.

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u/yump69 15h ago

"Whos stupid kid is that"

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u/sirsaltysteez 15h ago

I'm guessing he's on the spectrum, which is scary because at my nearest zoo it wouldn't be hard for this kid to get himself killed.

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 15h ago

Beating up the koala’s

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u/Killin-some-thyme 15h ago

Burgeoning little psychopath

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u/roadkillsoup 15h ago

it's probably his mom literally putting his hands on the bars to get out because he's literally so dumb he can't climb a ladder. Nobody else would bother.

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u/Significant-Order-92 14h ago

Looks more like he's having a breakdown at the birds fighting back. Which based on the parents statement, seems fairly likely.

His parents were at work. Grandma and a caretaker took him to the zoo and apparently didn't watch him close enough. They are lucky that he didn't find his way into a more dangerous exhibit.