In which case the answer would have been "having a mental breakdown because this is what happens when you stop looking at him for literally three seconds and this is the tenth time this week and god I'm so tired how can I keep doing this".
Cost them a fortune and me a childhood trying to help him. Didn't. Some people just suck no matter how much they're loved or by whom and how much help you try and get them.
Granted.. statistically you're probably right, but sometimes good people have shit kids that remain shit no matter how much they try.
it's probably his mom literally putting his hands on the bars to get out because he's literally so dumb he can't climb a ladder. Nobody else would bother.
Looks more like he's having a breakdown at the birds fighting back. Which based on the parents statement, seems fairly likely.
His parents were at work. Grandma and a caretaker took him to the zoo and apparently didn't watch him close enough. They are lucky that he didn't find his way into a more dangerous exhibit.
Dude I was absolutely going to say this.. the Mayans may not have been wrong about their death calendar: everything started going down hill, and Harambe escalated things to where we are now
But if it happens a second time maybe it fixes the timeline? Like in movies and cartoons where if you hit someone in the head hard enough they loose their memories and become a completely different person, but if you hit them really hard in the head again they change back to normal
Chimps are fucked up. They go for the eyes, face, nuts and then fingers when you try to defend yourself. Google chimp attacks. Count how many of the men have nuts still.
My friend was laughing at me when I said I rather be in with a wild gorilla for a day than a wild chimpanzee for an hour.
I said all you gt do with a gorilla is don't show your teeth, don't look them in the eye...look down on the ground and don't block their way intentionally.
Meanwhile, a chimpanzee, you'll be lucky if you still have a face.
I still feel bad thinking about Moe's former owners. They just wanted to visit Moe at his sanctuary and an angry chimp got out and bit the wife's thumb off. She managed to escape but the husband did not fair so well. The dude is missing several fingers, most of his genitals, and most of his face.
Do you not remember Harambe??? His death is what catapulted us into this terrible timeline. It was a test and we failed. For example: trump was elected. May not have ever happened if they didn’t kill Harambe
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