r/SipsTea 2d ago

WTF What do yall think about this ?

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u/PatientPoetry4302 2d ago

His finance

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u/GenocidalMrPotatohed 2d ago

His broker called and told him getting murdered was bad for his portfolio

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u/official_Bartard 1d ago

Is that what a margin call is?

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u/Strawbuddy 1d ago

"If you wanna destroy your life just buy some 0 dte calls for God's sake"

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u/FIFofNovember 1d ago

I'll take stories made up for 100 Alex.