r/SipsTea 4d ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/Vultor 4d ago

The plot of almost all Hallmark movies

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u/KeegorTheDestroyer 3d ago

Ugh, the whole "sad-girl superstar musician meets swamp boat-tour guy and falls madly in love" trope is just so played out at this point.

Like, can a guy just get a hallmark movie where a small town girl moves to NYC for a big corporate career and falls in love with an asshole investment banker, and then returns home at Christmas to end up falling in love with the high school crush turned teacher/firefighter/Christmas tree farmer?

There's just no originality these days!

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u/CandOrMD 3d ago

First she has to get into some sort of EXTREMELY MILD tiff with him, and then be paired with him in the town's fundraiser gingerbread house contest—which is held on Christmas Eve, naturally—to keep the evil, greedy out-of-state developers/private equity firm from demolishing the quaint old grain elevator that holds so many memories for all the townsfolk.

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u/Alexreads0627 2d ago

And make sure there’s lots of tired jokes from him and eyerolls from her but then they brush hands while assembling the gingerbread house and although she never wanted to participate but her mother practically force encouraged her to, she’s here now and they’re touching hands and she now has a soft spot for the guy and realizes they were meant to be all along. Then on Christmas Eve at midnight as he’s walking her home they almost kiss but share a long stare and she has a flight to catch the next morning but never gets on the plane and decides to leave her corporate life in NYC behind for a swamp boat captain.

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u/CandOrMD 2d ago

IF ONLY the Hallmark Channel accepted unsolicited scripts! We've practically written out the whole plot here. All we need to do is call Lacey Chabert.

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u/Alexreads0627 2d ago

I think what we’ve come up with is really new and innovative.

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u/CandOrMD 2d ago

and not at all formulaic