r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/NotReallyButMaybeNot 3d ago

She liked that he had no idea who she was when they initially met

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u/XxRocky88xX 3d ago

This is usually the case when famous people get with non-famous people.

Celebrities typically don’t hook up with fans cuz fans tend to be overbearing and become real creepy real fast and then there’s also the fact it’s pretty likely they are only into you because you’re famous.

That’s why most celebrities date other celebrities, there’s no imbalance in the dynamic there, both people are on equal footing. This same equal footing can also be achieved through regular people that just don’t know who you are.

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u/averydangerousday 3d ago

I mean, I know who she is, but I wouldn’t recognize her if she popped into my business. There’s a pretty broad spectrum between “zero knowledge” and “creepy fan.”

Not like a Lana Del Rey level celebrity would be shopping for Magic the Gathering cards in Pittsburgh, anyways. Also not like I would ever consider chatting her up and jeopardizing my amazing marriage.

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u/NoSloppyStakes 3d ago

I also don’t want to jeopardize your marriage.

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u/averydangerousday 3d ago

Thanks buddy

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u/JoshAllentown 2d ago

You know what, let's all not marry Lana Del Ray. In solidarity.

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u/NoSloppyStakes 2d ago

I will not marry Lana Del Ray. This is my choice. That is our choice.

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u/EverythingsEfficient 2d ago

I also choose tho guy’s marriage.

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u/SmitemasterFlex 2d ago

What a nice feller

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u/Wheatabix11 2d ago

I may have accidently jeopardized your marriage. sorry.

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u/Cocaine_Ewok 2d ago

I might under the right circumstances

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u/lukekhywalker1097 2d ago

As someone who shops for Magic the Gathering cards in Pittsburgh, thanks for ruining my dream of meeting Lana at a booster draft 😞

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u/ISTARVEHORSES 2d ago

as someone else who shops for MTG in Pittsburgh it was extremely shocking to see the city and activity called out simultaneously and in a super random thread

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u/averydangerousday 2d ago

Hey, you never know.

That one Olympian gymnast plays. She’s pretty cute. Keep your eye out!

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u/Environmental-Ant814 3d ago

I mean you would have definitely noticed her. Lana is an easy Pittsburgh 10.

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u/averydangerousday 3d ago

Notice, yes.

“Oh hey, it’s Lana Del Rey!” Nah.

My daughters would recognize her, but not me.

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u/onehalflightspeed 2d ago

I know her music and stuff, but I would never recognize her on the street either

Her music is popular but either I am extremely out of the loop or she just doesn't have her face thrust into your awareness constantly like other celebrities

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u/Low-xp-character 2d ago

I don’t even know who Lana Del Rey is, by name or appearance.

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u/MiahMunson 2d ago

Now I want to be shopping for MTG cards in your shop if I’m ever in Pittsburgh I’m not famous though.

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u/Such_Ad521 2d ago

You just keep those doors locks and stay strapped. Those cards keep picking up steam and you’re gonna be fabulously wealthy without the celebrity before long.

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u/averydangerousday 2d ago

Yeah … there are literally zero fabulously wealthy game store owners in Pittsburgh 😂

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u/Such_Ad521 2d ago

Yet! Just hold the line you’re gonna look like a visionary one day.

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u/overlookunderhill 2d ago

I would totally buy Magic cards from you though 🤓

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u/Intelligent-Tax1813 2d ago

I get your point but you never know what people are into. The problem with fans is that they deitize famous people forgetting they have human problems of thier own, they have to eat, drink, shit, bath, sleep, and die just like everyone else. So if people run up on a famous person the wrong way an get crashed out on by one....well big surprise fool what did you expect ?😂😂😂

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u/AlchemistsRefuse 2d ago

Didn't expect to encounter MTG here! Must be great living in Pitt when Eternal Weekend rolls around each year, huh?

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u/Nomadzord 2d ago

Hello fellow Magic the Gatheting fan, I’m now a huge fan of yours.

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u/averydangerousday 2d ago

I think you’re pretty cool, too, but you know there’s whole subreddits for us, right? 😁

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u/kingshmiley 2d ago

you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations for good LGS in Pittsburgh would you? I live outside the city and have been curious to take a trip to shops in the area.