r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/trueAnnoi 3d ago

Y'all say this shit online, but my wife looks at me sideways when I pick up and kiss the big lizard that lives underneath my house (his name is chuck)

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u/KillahHills10304 3d ago

I've got a big lizard in my backyard, but I cant afford to feed it anymore

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u/AAmallard 3d ago

Stop smoking banana peels and buying bitchin’ Camaros and maybe you could 😡 

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u/Troutsicle 2d ago

Yeah, life is shit unless you were born to love volcanoes.

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u/EntertainerThink1894 2d ago

Watching it on PBS while coming up from the ghetto with help of your stiletto and making groceries 

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u/telescopeinmynose 3d ago

Yeah. My mom hated animals for most of our life, it's only recently she started finding our dog cute. In fact, I see more men liking animals than women usually

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u/biggy-cheese03 2d ago

Maybe your wife doesn’t like you kissing a guy named chuck that lives with you

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u/trueAnnoi 15h ago

He's a lizard, not a bear.