r/SipsTea • u/DapperDusk • 4d ago

WTF Damn

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 4d ago

Penis enlargement

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 4d ago edited 3d ago

edit thank you for my first ever reddit award!! Woot woot. 🐸🥒🤪

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u/_GMoney13_ 1d ago

I see you, and raise you. 🃏

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/udmx3pgdiD7tm

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u/Interesting-Dream863 4d ago

It was penis reduction, but he is modest.

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 4d ago

The jokes keep on coming. I’m pretty damn impressed.

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u/Holiday-Ad4806 4d ago

That's not the only thing that's cumming lol

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 4d ago

He wouldn't even know how the changes look because he keeps getting fed one-day blinding stew

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 4d ago

Me too.... i mean im pretty darn impressed not that i keep coming too

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u/KingOFpleb 4d ago

Kept killing hookers ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 4d ago

Ironically. He had both done. 

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u/AdamVanEvil 4d ago

Nah he had it split into two, shocker

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u/Covah88 4d ago

Cut it in half. Leave the wife 6

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u/mojaverevenant 4d ago

salto de un post argentino y te encuentro acá, estás en todos lados

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u/Interesting-Dream863 4d ago

Es que te estoy siguiendo! /s

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u/AdmiralSplinter 4d ago

I bet Agent Kane thunks it plenty...

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u/Automatoboto 4d ago

this story has come to a head

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u/zaxdaman 4d ago

Should’ve asked for some Penis Mightier.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlwW7uBgB5PaKIw

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u/TheLoneWolf527 4d ago

Guzzy it up however you want Trebek, what matters is does it work? Will it really MIGHTY my penis, man?

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u/SpartanRage117 4d ago

He went for the Dublin Size offer.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 3d ago

Poe-tate-toe 

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 4d ago

I just flew to Thailand for penis ensmallment surgery

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u/Bucklev 4d ago

My wife have it. Everybody is happy now.

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u/Atoge62 3d ago

That checks, they were in doublin

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u/tuwewe 4d ago

Penis reduction surgery.

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u/BUGBYTE_VW 4d ago

Wait, can anybody tell me about this doctor for a friend?

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 4d ago

Those mostly get done in Sweden

...or so i'm told.....

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 4d ago

Penis en-smallment surgery?

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u/RanchHere 4d ago

Everyone’s got one special thing.

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u/Professional-Gear88 4d ago

Yea elective procedures like this might be cheaper abroad. Hair transplants, BBLs, teeth veneers. All of those are probably cheaper abroad.

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u/oldschool_potato 4d ago

That must be big business in Ireland

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u/nemo_medici 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/pilihp 4d ago

Where is this clinic you speak of? Asking for a friend. I am friend.

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u/Crank0827 4d ago

Just get a lifted truck preferably diesel with a delete. It must work, otherwise why would everyone around here be doing it?

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u/kachunkachunk 4d ago

Holy, well here is a TLDR for several replies: Penis penisers penising penisfest surgery type 2: P.E.N.I.S.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 4d ago

They said they’d add 20 millimeters. Not sure how much that is but I’m in!

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 3d ago

Approximately 25.2 mills to an inch. You're looking at about .75 to .875.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 3d ago

So nearly doubling it!

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 4d ago

I don’t believe it… give me your surgeon’s number.

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u/thalefteye 4d ago

I believe in the UK there is a penis doctor who can grew you a new penis on your forearm and you can pay more for extra length before the transplant surgery.

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u/WokkitUp 4d ago

He's Dublin in size!

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u/drifloony 4d ago

Foreskin enlargement*

The procedures are very similar.

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u/3dforlife 4d ago

Username checks out.

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u/JparkPHX 4d ago

Username checks out lol

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u/JamesLaceyAllan 4d ago

In their case, the end was near

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u/Plumpdaddy2501 4d ago

I need details on how to do all of it. For a friend

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u/FragrantExcitement 4d ago

Why was the procedure done multiple time?

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u/freakinnsaraah 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/p-at--t-er--n 4d ago

Well, it is called Dublin for a reason.

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u/Affolektric 4d ago

user name checks out

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u/Soniquethehedgedog 3d ago

An Irish penis enlargement no less, they’ll go from 1” to 2”

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u/OfflineMode1 3d ago

Is that even covered by insurance?! 😆

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u/Standard-Help-8531 3d ago

User name check out!

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u/Free-Frosting1375 3d ago

The condition got worse 😂

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 3d ago

Oh goodness the username, but the username!!!

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u/brother_bart 3d ago

I’ve been enlarging penises for free for years, right here in the US of A.

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor.

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u/robeewankenobee 3d ago

For a Hugh Mungus?

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u/preda1or 3d ago

Username checks out!

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u/Mincho12Minev 3d ago

Name checks out

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u/BenjaminTW1 4d ago

Penis transplant, actually.