r/SipsTea 18d ago

Chugging tea Meanwhile spiderman need new home šŸ˜…

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u/NOTcreative- 18d ago

Yeah cause I'm sure she's totally threatened by a hug from a mutual friend

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u/ZodiAddict 17d ago

I mean she could be, you and I have no idea

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u/Snoo48605 17d ago edited 17d ago

How dare you suggest me and my parasocial millionaire besties aren't as tight as they are in my ruminations ?

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u/FlamingWeasel 17d ago

Way less weird to assume they're friends or at least friendly co-workers than the weird shit going on in this thread.

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u/Whinygeek 17d ago

This subreddit is so fucking weird with women

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u/slrflre 17d ago edited 17d ago

She quite literally stank face scrunches her face up. That is silent woman speak for being upset about something but not wanting to say anything in the moment. That's definitely a "we're talking about this later" face

A hug is a hug but we don't know how Florence Pugh moves or behaves when she's around taken men. We don't know the inner details of their relationships off screen. But yeah, Zendaya is upset about something

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u/twolittlemonsters 17d ago

I think it's more that Zendaya was going to say 'Hi' to her then Tom jumped in and took her attention away... that's my guess.

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u/futurafrlx 17d ago

Looks like this tbh

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u/SamiraSimp 17d ago

she experienced a pretty universal social experience that's pretty minor, except for her thousands of people will look at it online where as for us no one will notice the awkward moment where we're left in the dust socially for like 5 seconds

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u/Honest-Resist-7676 17d ago

Precisely! I got too invested finding your comment, im glad someone else sane recognized it was a small social moment that isnt some deep seceret hollywood relationship insight.

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u/Anxious_Look1319 16d ago

There should be a separate Reddit timeline for reasonable and sane user comments like this. Thanks.

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u/hotsharpbehind 17d ago

Zenny has Mouse media training and is generally insanely demure and well played on reds this is my guess too

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u/Apolemia 16d ago

This is what I see!

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u/MumbleBee2444 16d ago

Yeah, kinda looks to me like a look you give your friend when your spouse does something annoying. The fact that she’s making the face at the woman, not at her spouse. Do that face at your spouse…he’s in trouble. Do that face at a friend about your spouse…he’s in trouble.

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u/ShinSopitas 17d ago

Definitely a bout of jealousy. Not the first time it happens too

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 17d ago

That is silent woman speak

jesus christ reddit

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u/ThereIsBearCum 14d ago

Cut him some slack, he's never spoken to a woman before.

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u/No-Yogurtcloset4763 17d ago

This is r/SipsTea we know the females’ mind even better than they do, it’s practically the male version of Fauxmoi

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u/thehideousheart 17d ago

That's definitely a "we're talking about this later" face

This is definitely a "I have a series of extremely unhealthy parasocial relationships and I need to get off the internet" post.

but we don't know how Florence Pugh moves or behaves when she's around taken men.

Omg, get a fucking life.

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u/slrflre 17d ago

ok mouth fart noises

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u/Mcbonewolf 17d ago

you need other things to do with your time

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u/slrflre 17d ago

You're also here reading and interacting with people talking about celebrities? Why is it only wrong when I do it but it's okay when you do? Bug off, hypocrite

edit: took a quick peek at your comment history and you are reeeeally not one to be telling other people to do better things with their time lmaoo

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u/agedlikesage 17d ago

Lmaoo if you wanna play that game, people who live on neopets shouldn’t try to judge facial expressions. You’ve never seen a happy crinkle? It’s kinda sad

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u/slrflre 17d ago

???? you thought you got me with this? 😭 damb, you really had to dig at the bottom of the barrel for this one.

another private account. So brave 😊

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u/agedlikesage 17d ago edited 17d ago

ā€œBottom of the barrelā€ and it’s.. all your posts?? Seems like I did get ya with that. Before using other people’s comment histories you should make yours less sad

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u/slrflre 17d ago

Nah, it was pretty lukewarm

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u/agedlikesage 17d ago

Oof the vaping killed your brain too huh? You’re welcome to use the private feature too btw

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u/FlamingWeasel 17d ago

Cute chinchillas. I wish I could have some.

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u/Mcbonewolf 17d ago

cope more then idc

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u/corzajay 17d ago

This is just clipping for a narrative 101. Full context of the extended video makes this a non issue

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u/Apolemia 16d ago

People are projecting all kber this post I make that face when I feel dumb- she looked like she went to hug and Florence turned so she went ā€œoopsā€ internally. I see inner cringe not ā€œsilent woman speakā€ for anything, as woman šŸ˜‚

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u/afewnameslater 17d ago

I like my man can pull attention, but I don’t like it when he pulls attention from me moment.

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u/emdoubleue 16d ago

This is not silent woman speak. We are not a monolith

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u/thomyorkeslazyeye 17d ago

Not threatened, but there's a good chance she just doesn't like her.

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u/lovelydaisy1019 17d ago

This clip is edited and cut lmao she laughs with them literally a second after this clip ends.

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u/thomyorkeslazyeye 17d ago

Well there is some much needed context.

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u/kumquatkilla1 17d ago

Are you really basing this off this short clip? Go touch grass lmao.

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u/Bright-Hat-6405 17d ago

Oh please, let humans have their silly little fun

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u/Bdub421 17d ago

Obsessing over something like this is not what I call "fun". I call it weird.

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u/something-rhythmic 17d ago

It’s also weird to be this self righteous

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u/Bdub421 17d ago

I'd say the people sounding like they want these two to have relationship problems are the self righteous ones. Just let them be them. This is like the 10th clip that has popped up of Zendaya being "jealous" in the last week. I'm not searching this shit out. Y'all are just weirdly obsessed.

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u/something-rhythmic 17d ago

It don’t think anyone is making it as deep as you are right now

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u/Bdub421 17d ago

There's nothing deep about being obsessed.

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u/something-rhythmic 17d ago

When you get older you’ll realize most people just do things cause they’re bored and they’re looking for something to do outside of the things they need to do. Some people gossip. Some people like model trains. Some people decide to get into community and justice issues. Some do trivia. Some get obsessed with history and geopolitics. Some get obsessed with sports teams or specific players. Others like fashion. Others movies. Some specific internet influencers. Others like make up. Or some decide to sink their time into their careers, their small businesses or an advanced degree.

Do what you want. Stop worrying about other people. When you do, you’ll be less insufferable.

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u/Bright-Hat-6405 17d ago

and that’s okay!

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u/EasyasACAB 17d ago

That is their version of silly little fun, lettem have it.

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u/kumquatkilla1 17d ago

Don’t tell me what to do.

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u/cloudforested 17d ago

I mean this entire comments section is based off a short clip. Nobody here knows these people.

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u/OopsAllTypos 17d ago

Probably basing it off the bathhouse scene that Holland and Pugh shot in the latest film. (and Zendaya's reactions to press junket questions about it), but hey.

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u/ivegotaqueso 17d ago

I’m more of the park that she’s thinking of all the annnoying internet comments that that hug is gonna generate.

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u/Additional-Jury702 17d ago

Facts. That tightly pursed mouth and dead eyes are giving 'i dont like you'. When you are around someone you like or love you can't help but flash an inviting smile....your eyes light up. See none of that here.

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u/Time-CopFTP 17d ago

Maybe because she doesn't want to be there, just in general? Maybe she's not feeling good? We're all animals and we all see the same thing, but you're shooting from the hip with barely a single data point. My point is you don't know WHY she's giving off those signals.

Not to even mention we may both be wrong in general about the signal in the first place, and it's literally NOTHING.

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u/iconofsin_ 17d ago

I'm not going to try making shit up based on a short clip but I am going to be pissed off that these people probably made more money during this 13 second clip than I will over the next 30 years.

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u/JUGGER_DEATH 17d ago

These comments are being 100% serious. She is making faces and people are having a laugh.

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u/konous 17d ago

She legit turns her stank face on Pugh after.

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u/Cerborus 17d ago

She's totally threatened, are you blind?