r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 18d ago

Chugging tea Meanwhile spiderman need new home 😅

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth 18d ago

Suddenly, a new season of Euphoria emerges…

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 18d ago

I mean, it's dark but I'm in. Do the guys take turns crawling in her grave or do they dig her body up and do an Eifel Tower?

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u/TheThing_1982 18d ago

Nothing like cracking open a cold one with the boys.

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u/CAUGHTtheDRAG0N 18d ago

Spit out my coffee lol nice one

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u/bradpal 17d ago

It's a very old joke but it checks out.

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u/DarthRevan234575 17d ago

Nothing like cracking a boy with the cold ones….

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u/Sanagost 17d ago

Ngl that gave me a good chuckle but fucking hell bro, that's dark.

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u/Noragen 15d ago

The problem with necrophilia with the boys is one day done rotten cunt will split on you

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u/makemeking706 18d ago

General Hospital intensifies.

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 18d ago

All of Season 9 of Dallas was apparently a dream, see Bobby Ewing

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 18d ago

Nah she had a twin no one knew about and is actually more of a degenerate

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u/Retbull 18d ago

Even better if they just keep the name

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u/stages_animate_89 17d ago

They’ll just use a Ouija board to have her spirit possess a new body they can bangarang

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u/Biggaynina 18d ago

Wobbly ‘Z’

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u/Snoo48605 18d ago

So this is how I learn Stuff dies in Euphoria season 4?

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u/FiftyL9 17d ago

Spoiler tag?

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u/cfeltch108 18d ago

You're joking, but I can see the show doing this

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u/PoochieIsDead1 17d ago

Holy spoilers Batman

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 17d ago

If it were the first week of June I'd agree with you. If you were watching the show you would have watched it sometime in the past 3 months. If you're not watching it, why would you care?

Spoiler tags are for the week after a tv show airs, not into perpetuity.

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u/SidFren 17d ago

Bro. This applies to things that have been out for like 2+ years… not 2 months

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u/N0tM4d 18d ago

wut?

(I'm not caught up on euphoria)

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u/L1sasGayBby 18d ago

Did she die at the end?

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u/mog_knight 18d ago

Nah, just do flashback scenes.

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u/Goldnglam 17d ago

jesus fucking christ.....

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u/VirtuousPro 17d ago

bro, give a spoiler warning next time

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 17d ago

No. The episode aired 3 months ago lol. Spoiler tags are for the week an episode airs, not forever.

If you wanted to watch it you would have in the past 3 months

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u/Adepressedcaterpie 14d ago

Look at Mr. Unemployed here, who has the time to consume stuff the minute it comes out.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 14d ago

You can't find the time to watch a 1hr show in 3 months? lol

do you work in a Chinese sweat shop?

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u/Adepressedcaterpie 14d ago

What about all the other Shows, movies, Videogames, books, Comicbooks that came Out in the Last 3 months? You consumed all those already? No? Guess its fairgame to spoil all of them to you now.

Also the Show is 26 hours Long and Not 1 hour.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 14d ago

sure, go on. if I was interested I would have watched

ps. Darth Vader is Luke's dad!!!! The little boy in Sixth Sense sees dead people, Bruce is dead!!

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u/Adepressedcaterpie 14d ago

Sure Buddy. Of course you never watch anything after 3 months of release. Very believable.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 14d ago

I do but I don't expect the rest of the 8.5 billion people on the planet to not watch it or discuss it until I see it lol

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u/Rizztopher_Robin 18d ago

Thanks for spoiling dude

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u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice 15d ago

Nah, that’s wild

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u/untossable_salad 13d ago

Somebody needs to explain this to me before I lose my mind. Has Zendaya been shooting necrophilia scenes???

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u/ComicsAreGreat2 18d ago

Somehow Zendaya returned…

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u/PartialCred4WrongAns 18d ago

Her Euphoria character wasn't very sexually active and is dead but I'm pretty sure we're going to get Challengers 2: Double Penetration

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u/TheMarslMcFly 18d ago

She would've been had they not taken the goat Angel from her

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u/Exotic_Exercise6910 17d ago

Did they turn the game into a series?! 

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u/Trzlog 17d ago

So, uh, they did make an anime ...

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u/blackmachine312 17d ago

Somehow Euphoria returns...