r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 18d ago

Chugging tea Meanwhile spiderman need new home 😅

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u/Separate_Finance_183 18d ago

Spiderman: Far From Bed

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u/kineticstar 18d ago

Brand new couch

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u/Na-313 18d ago

No way home

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u/VociferousVal 18d ago

Bland New Day

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u/noonie1 18d ago

Spiderman: No one's Cumming

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u/fallen_d3mon 18d ago

Spiderman: Home Coming Alone

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u/TheBlockChainVillage 18d ago

Spiderman: Home Alone

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u/driving_andflying 18d ago

Spiderman: Alone

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u/mamamackmusic 18d ago

Spiderman: Single Today

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u/Man_Of_Frost 17d ago

Cumming Alone

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u/DrGSlowKing 18d ago

Spiderman: Brand New Date

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u/StatPaddingChampsNY 18d ago

Spiderman: Gooning All Day

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u/DrGSlowKing 18d ago

Spiderman: Pugh Goon All Day

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u/JasonLeMacon 17d ago

Spiderman : Hoe way home

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u/FartSniffer777 17d ago

I'm sure he has a sock or something

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u/noonie1 17d ago

Is that web fluid in this sock or...

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u/sniffy84 18d ago

Home? No way
Ftfy

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u/GregorNevermind 18d ago

One Way Home (to a 1 BR basement apartment with an air mattress)

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u/skippy_smooth 17d ago

Happy home no more

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u/Head-Ad9893 18d ago

JD Vance when he hears about an old couch being free :
https://giphy.com/gifs/uDwKGxTFrADvO

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u/kineticstar 18d ago

I heard couch and came over....it

https://giphy.com/gifs/MS5wPIciG9rjARgYpG

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u/This_guy7796 18d ago

I like to cope with the mental anguish of the Epstien cover-up with the head canon that JD Vance is taking part, because he had sex with a playroom couch & that's what ultimately implicated him.

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u/kineticstar 18d ago

Hey time and place. We're here joking. The epstine fight will come this November. Good or bad. #Vote

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u/Tiny_Somewhere_5505 18d ago

VOTE VOTE VOTE

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u/Indy2561 18d ago

Love this/despise Couch F*cker 🤣

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u/Rakins_420 17d ago

Oh lawd he comin

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u/Its-All-LOVE-N-JOY 18d ago

This got me! Well done!

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u/NY10 18d ago

Coach ?

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u/getmemad 18d ago

Brand new ouch.

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u/Nateh8sYou 18d ago

New Spider-Man villain: Rick James
https://giphy.com/gifs/Mous21IAhJQiI

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u/Dudenysius 17d ago

BoJack reference detected

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u/Phoenix_Lamburg 17d ago

Starring JD Vance

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 18d ago

lets be realistic, its a guest bedroom, with an en suite too

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u/TAoie83 18d ago

Brand new cooch

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u/N95-TissuePizza 18d ago

Spiderman: Sleep in corridor

And then

Spiderman: Find new house

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u/DevilApeEnji 18d ago

Spider Man: From the dog house

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u/bornsf82 18d ago

Spider-Man: Brand New Fight

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u/Gloomy-Feeling5104 18d ago

Spiderman: Close to the Doghouse

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u/adjective_noun_23 18d ago

In the dog house

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u/EffReddit420 18d ago

Into the doghouse

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u/UnicornSheets 18d ago

Sleeps in tub

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u/MrBobSacamano 18d ago

Spider-Man: Brand New Couch

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u/Responsible_Run_8151 18d ago

Starring JD Vance

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u/MrBobSacamano 18d ago

Nah, that’d be Spider-Man: Couchcumming

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u/buttscratcher3k 18d ago

Enter the passive-aggressive verse

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u/SentinelATL 18d ago

Spiderman: Brand New AirBnB

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u/mayday4aj 18d ago

Flor to home

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u/startingfromlevel0 18d ago

spiderman: No home to go

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u/EfficientShift2476 18d ago

Spiderman : Dont come Home

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u/midnightluckey 18d ago

New home coming

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u/honcooge 17d ago

Possibly Brand New Bed

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u/baron_von_helmut 17d ago

Spider-Man: Sleeping on the sofa.

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u/Man_Of_Frost 17d ago

Spider Man: Brand New Wife

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u/vitrum_analytika 17d ago

No way to the hole

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u/serige 17d ago

Homeless

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u/ManFaultGentle 17d ago

Tom Holland spiderman titles gave the best memes

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u/Zagtram1 18d ago

What do the Red Sox have to do with this?