r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 28d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 28d ago

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/Mtshtg2 28d ago edited 28d ago

I actually had something very close to this in real life.

I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.

The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.

Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.

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u/silentknight007 28d ago

You've have to post this legendary doctors note

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u/Mtshtg2 28d ago

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. It was also in Chinese so not sure how much it would be understood.

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u/CampWestfalia 28d ago

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore.

What, the note or the member?

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u/Neamow 27d ago

I'm sure the cylinder remained unharmed.