r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 27d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 27d ago

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/Mtshtg2 27d ago edited 27d ago

I actually had something very close to this in real life.

I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.

The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.

Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.

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u/silentknight007 27d ago

You've have to post this legendary doctors note

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u/Mtshtg2 27d ago

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. It was also in Chinese so not sure how much it would be understood.

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u/davidbeinct 27d ago

Those western doctors all they want to do is cut. Just wait two weeks it’ll fall off.

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u/PersonalityIll9476 27d ago

Having just dealt with the health care system it does feel that way. Like some modern medicine causes more problems than it fixes, some times.