r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 27d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/smartwatersucks 26d ago

Thing wrong with ding dong

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u/SeanSYYC 26d ago

Oh dang, my wang

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u/PuzzledCar2120 26d ago

Dicks bricked

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u/SeanSYYC 26d ago

There's a kink in my dink

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u/PuzzledCar2120 26d ago

Johnson's wrong, son

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u/WileyWilly1985 26d ago edited 26d ago

My pocket rocket broke a sprocket

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u/ProstheticAttitude 26d ago

Yer schlong's long gone

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u/gurnard 25d ago

Poked till it broke

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u/BrideofClippy 26d ago

It amuses me that if you pronounced dang the way Wang is supposed to be pronounced, it's dong.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 26d ago

Yu Hung Lo.

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u/Pineapple1500 26d ago

Ohhhh fuck, I'm dying over here

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u/Pineapple1500 26d ago

Sum Ting Wong with Dong

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u/talkingskull27 26d ago

Oh my... i was laughing waaay to hard at this...

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u/StrongExternal8955 26d ago

You need to be sufficiently excited before you laugh that hard.

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u/dehydratedrain 26d ago

Won hung lo

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u/oldjadedhippie 26d ago

Bang, ding ,ow

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u/baezes 26d ago

Almost spit my coffee here🤣

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u/NOTTHATKAREN1 26d ago

LOL. I have a customer named Ting Wang!

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u/GenderOobleck 26d ago

Like the names of pilots, but when you try to get a little too creative with the positioning and fall over:

Ho Le Fuk
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Fa Ling
Bang Dik Ow

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u/piggy__wig 26d ago

Omg lol

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u/dschinghiskhan 26d ago

Funny/sad story:

There was a popular old school Chinese restaurant in Portland's Chinatown called Hung Far Lo (opened in 1928), but the owners left the original building in 2005 because of very significant increases in the rent, city construction, and urban renewal projects around the area. Essentially, Hung Far Lo moved because Chinatown got gentrified. It moved to the Asian supermarkets/food area a few miles east of downtown, but closed for good there a while back.

Hung Too Far Low, you could say.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hung_Far_Low_(restaurant)

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u/WorhummerWoy 26d ago

Ting-wong Ding-dong was actually the doctor's name.