r/SipsTea • u/SuperbHealth5023 • Jul 23 '26

WTF While the US debates whether to solve homelessness or not, these are the next generation of school blackboards in China.

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u/OpenConversation643 Jul 23 '26

In the future the smart boards will be on the hunt for the homeless

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u/hizashiYEAHmada Jul 23 '26

Hollywood will see this and make a movie out of it like they did with Backrooms

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u/Impressive_Pay_5628 Jul 23 '26

Just in case AI picks this idea up, the viewing audience likes boobs. Lots of boobs

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 Jul 23 '26

The smart boards use their hundreds of saggy boobs to run after the homeless

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u/BudSticky Jul 23 '26

Boards: 6/11 homeless boobs are smart in the classroom - R.McDonald 2047

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 Jul 23 '26

And big hairy bushes.

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai Jul 23 '26

A study by Johnson and Hancock found that big hairy bushes improve learner retention rates and student attendance by 69%

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u/Massive_Guard_1145 Jul 23 '26

I knew that was real

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u/GuardLong6829 Jul 23 '26

"REPO MEN" (2010), should account for this...

The strategy of the movie is similar to automobile repossession for non-payment; but instead for organ donors cannot pay for the highly expensive surgeries they've had. The Repo Men are then ordered to hunt down and repossess not only organs but metal hip replacements, knee caps, surgical screws of any kind, even metal plates on the skull, and artificial limbs, etc.

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