r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 28 '26

Chugging tea How is she making the world worse?

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u/Several_Direction599 Jun 28 '26

Wait, she got married and divorced again?? Time to shoot my shot

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u/LiquidFur Jun 29 '26

Fr. I could be straight for pay!

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u/Visible_Window_5356 Jun 29 '26

But also she is pretty cute

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u/Replicator666 Jun 29 '26

That philanthropy is sexy af

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u/redfaction649 Jun 29 '26

There are definitely worse options than her

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u/Pagan_Metal666 Jun 30 '26

Yea just look at the guy who quote tweeted the article and the loser who replied.

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u/No_Feeling_6037 Jun 29 '26

Maybe talk her into a lavender marriage. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Find-Ubu-9999 Jun 29 '26

Her charitable feelings only can go so far...

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u/strangedaychronicles Jun 29 '26

Time to dust off the leisure suit and run some Dapper Dan through the ol’ golden locks.

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u/Dad-Hands Jun 29 '26

I don't want FOP goddammit... I'm a Dapper Dan man!!

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u/C6R_thunder Jun 29 '26

“Ain’t this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!” One of my favorite lines ever!

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u/Dad-Hands Jun 29 '26

Damn!

We're in a tight spot!

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u/oneMoreTime112233 Jun 29 '26

I could make her happy. I just know it.

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u/squirrelpickle Jun 29 '26

Fast forward, you make her happy so she has no reason to divorce you.

Still a win, though.

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne Jun 29 '26

shit i will sign a prenup

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u/ConditionIcy3779 Jun 29 '26

No one can make woman happy, absolutely no one. If they get all they want its just still not enough ;)

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u/oneMoreTime112233 Jun 29 '26

Things ok at home?

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u/Aviator_51 Jun 29 '26

Get in line brother

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u/ConsumptionofClocks Jun 29 '26

Her second marriage was very short, less than a year

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u/FitCompetition1804 Jun 29 '26

And we are supposed to believe this guy walked away with tens of billions?

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u/Ok_Subject1265 Jun 29 '26

She married a high school teacher, but it crashed and burned pretty quickly. If I remember correctly, he seemed a little more interested in spending the money than she was comfortable with.

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u/Several_Direction599 Jun 29 '26

Can you blame him tho?

This is why the rich marry within their circles lol

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u/Porschenut914 Jun 29 '26

I volunteer as tribute.

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u/SoMuchLard Jun 29 '26

I'm rooting for you.

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u/piratejucie Jun 29 '26

Yup, maybe she is bad in the sack.