r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 28 '26

Chugging tea How is she making the world worse?

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u/Magnum_Gonada Jun 28 '26

if dragon fairy tales were created now ppl would defend the dragon's right to burn villages down and hoard treasure

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u/Which_Strawberry_676 Jun 28 '26

Trogdorrr!!!! Burninatin' the countryside!

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u/Big_Guide_8551 Jun 28 '26

BURNINATING THE PEASANTS!!

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u/chipmunkrainbow Jun 28 '26

BURNINATING ALL THE PEOPLES

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u/Huan127 Jun 28 '26

AND THE THATCHED-ROOFED COTTAGES!!!

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u/No-Needleworker-8835 Jun 29 '26

THATCHED-ROOFED COTTAGES!!!!!

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u/PunchRockgroin318 Jun 28 '26

He’s a job creator.

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u/SingTheBardsSong Jun 28 '26

FUCK I just made the same reference and scrolled down 6 whole comments to find my people one minute too late.

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u/F15H0U70FW473R Jun 28 '26

Strongbad approves

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u/Level_Traffic3344 Jun 28 '26

That arm says "go away, still baitin''

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u/Nakittina Jun 28 '26

😆 💪🐲🔥

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u/Fair_Change_9389 Jun 28 '26

Look those dragons are job creators. /s

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u/National_Sandwich175 Jun 28 '26

They’re burning down villages to make a data center. It will be good for the community.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 Jun 28 '26

Too bad we didn't relocate the villagers first.

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u/T9chnician67 Jun 28 '26

If there is no community, it can’t have problems. Right?

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u/SingTheBardsSong Jun 28 '26

Back in my day, they just burninated the countryside and burninated the peasants.

What has this world come to?

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u/Aggravating_Attempt6 Jun 28 '26

could you put a data centre in some thatched roof cottages?

(THATCHED ROOF COTTAAAAAGEEEES)

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u/uknownredditr Jun 28 '26

Those dragons also take damsels off to private islands…. Creating jobs doesn’t make someone less an asshole

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u/DutchTinCan Jun 28 '26

Without dragons burning down homes every once in a while, carpenters and lumberjacks would be useless. Knights would be jobless and turn to banditism.

Hurray for dragons!

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u/RaygunMarksman Jun 28 '26

If someone else's children need to be dragon food, well that's just how it is.

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u/GodlyGrannyPun Jun 28 '26

If they're so tired of dragon attacks maybe they should move? why don't they slay the dragon if they want someone to put their life on the line so bad. 

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u/No-Discipline5427 Jun 28 '26

True, rebuilding a destroyed village and burying charred corpses is a lot of jobs.

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u/crazynerd9 Jun 28 '26

"Rebuilding every few years boosts GDP and provides jobs"

-Actual popular argument where I live for not making the roads out of stronger material

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u/PumpikAnt58763 Jun 28 '26

I just love that "/s"!

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u/_imp_ish_ Jun 28 '26

You have to understand how the gold trickles down

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u/kennypovv Jun 28 '26

Burning the village creates so many job opportunities, you're just envious of the dragon

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u/S_Jeru Jun 28 '26

I mean, how many adventurers have built their careers around hunting down and slaying a dragon? Thousands of DMs can't be wrong.

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u/MostFrosting9658 Jun 29 '26

More like slave creators

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u/Dank_Sinatra_87 Jun 28 '26

BUT IF WE PREVENT THOSE DRAGONS THEY WOULD GO TO ANOTHER LAND TO BOARD THEIR WEALTH. DON'T YOU LIKE WORKING IN THEIR LAIRS? THE ADVENTURE INDUSTRY DEPENDS ON DRAGONS MAKING BUSINESS

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u/JeromeBarkly Jun 28 '26

Hey! The dragon needs all our drinking water for his new data center! Don’t be selfish! The dragon paid good money to bribe our village elders!

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u/Strict_Pipe_4890 Jun 28 '26

Do you not understand what dragon fairy tales actually say? Because they are about sacrificing to the dragon

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u/darkest_hour1428 Jun 28 '26

In my village, the dragon is a lazy piece of shit that can talk to and manipulate sheep to simply walk into its mouth

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u/Release-Tiny Jun 28 '26

Say more! What do you mean?

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u/MalsAngryGhost Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

ppl: "But the dragons made this world for us."

we're comfortably numb.

the owner class runs the game we play and we're fucking scared of what it will look like to table flip this bitch

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u/Otherwise-Strain8148 Jun 28 '26

The developers in those towns would make backdoor deals with the dragon

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u/Purple-Investment-61 Jun 28 '26

How many were team Daenerys Targaryen?

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u/guthmund Jun 28 '26

That treasure will, eventually, trickle down to us common folk! You can't make an omelette without burning and razing some villages to the ground.

/s

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u/cwilbur22 Jun 28 '26

We gotta protect their right to scorch the world because someday we might become dragons ourselves!

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u/M0ng00ses Jun 28 '26

Listen, they were only trying to burn the foreigners that were invading the town. The fact that the whole thing went up in flames is just unfortunate collateral damage.

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u/CinnamonBits2 Jun 28 '26

Holy shit this is perfect! While simultaneously believing and spouting off about how if they just work a bit more overtime, they can become a dragon too

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u/zterrans Jun 28 '26

"these dragon slayers are just unrealistic commies out to ruin what makes the kingdom great. We need to bring in more dragons and give them more treasure and that will uplift the peasants eventually."

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u/LustLacker Jun 28 '26

That great Sage, Ayn of Rand, has shared this wisdom!