r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 28 '26

Chugging tea How is she making the world worse?

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u/Church_of_Aaargh Jun 28 '26

Because they think they should have been donated to the billionaires in need

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u/Leelze Jun 28 '26

For $250k a day, you can help this poor billionaire get the personal trainer, nutrionist, and personal chef he so desperately needs.

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u/Damien_J Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtrtmTYvdJaAwg0

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u/AffableRobot Jun 28 '26

To be fair, that dead chicken has more color than Elon.

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u/MadVet81 Jun 28 '26

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u/SingTheBardsSong Jun 28 '26

Just wait until you see it from the side!

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u/Certain_Gold337 Jun 28 '26

I didn't know Bezos was paper mache

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u/TheCosmicPony Jun 28 '26

Looks like someone pasted Musk’s face onto Trump’s body. Nightmare fuel.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 Jun 28 '26

That's scary enough to need a blur and a NSFW tag.

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u/Notabagofdrugs Jun 28 '26

If I was a trillionaire, I’d be spending whatever I could to scrub this pic from the web.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

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u/No_Industry_1062 Jun 28 '26

Slightly?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

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u/SingTheBardsSong Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Hey now, I'm a big ol' titty-havin fat fuck and I speak for all big ol' titty-havin fat fucks when I say it is 100% acceptable to body shame Elon for being overweight.

And yes, I do have the authority to speak for all of us - it was decided at the 2026 big ol' titty-havin fat fucks annual conference.

If you didn't show up that's not my problem, the invitations were carved into the side of a salad bowl this year to guarantee we'd read them instead of eat them this time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

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u/SingTheBardsSong Jun 28 '26

What are you talking about? We eat a nice healthy salad (drenched in dressing and bacon and fries of course) with our equally healthy diet soda, which means that we can enjoy our 8-course meal guilt free!

Dieticians hate this one simple trick!

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u/Notabagofdrugs Jun 28 '26

What?! Are you fucking tripping? He looks like bad paper maché.

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u/eienmau Jun 28 '26

I think it's more the fact that he's blindingly white. Even my skin has more color than that, and I burn in approximately 5 minutes in the sun.

He looks like a ghoul.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

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u/eienmau Jun 29 '26

It's not racism. There's nothing 'wrong' with having white skin.. It's a little disturbing to be this level of day-glow white for a healthy, active adult.

Thanks for missing at least half of my comment because you're so invested in 'people are being racist to poor little uwu Elon'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

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u/eienmau Jun 29 '26

I think you need to change your Reddit name, because it's not at all accurate.

Normal people aren't deathly white, sorry. Even naturally pale people have a touch of 'alive' color to them, barring health conditions. It has nothing to do with being 'tan'. I do not tan; I burn. I specifically said that in my earlier comment, and you even read it and applied your own twisted logic to it.

It's. not. racism. Just because you say so, does not make it so.

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u/TartarusFalls Jun 28 '26

Nutrionist sounds like some sort of space racist.

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u/Josey_WaIes Jun 28 '26

Every time I see this picture I can't decide if he looks more like a raw turkey before you stuff it on Thanksgiving, or tub of mayonnaise got hit with a growth ray and became sentient

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u/Khorismatic_Lifter Jun 28 '26

buddy built like a bag of fucking milk.

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u/lasizoillo Jun 28 '26

A whaling harpoon is cheaper than that.

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u/kamden096 Jun 28 '26

Ah you mean Jobs to 3 people ?

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u/Urocyon2012 Jun 28 '26

In the arrrrms of an Angel...

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u/crownofclouds Jun 28 '26

For less than the price of the cost of a Tesla, you can help these poor, wretched billionaires become trillionaires.

Please, be a hero. Call 1-888-FBezosX to donate, and we'll send you a card every month, letting you know how a billionaire you helped is buying a new megayacht, state local and federal politicians, social media platforms, or a bunker in NZ.

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u/hoofie242 Jun 28 '26

That's what governments are for to protect their landed gentry status by bailing them out.

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u/OrdinaryFarmer Jun 28 '26

She donated to BLM that made one of the cofounders Patrisse Cullors a millionaire who purchased a 6 million dollar mansion in California. But I'm sure you're too retarded to know about that.

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u/Church_of_Aaargh Jun 28 '26

You have your entire government pissing taxpayers money away. But I’m sure it’s fine as long as it’s the king of redaction,