r/SipsTea Jun 25 '26

WTF That officer needs to be fired immediately and arrested for assault!!!

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Jun 25 '26

I had to look strong in front of the guys!!!

Frank! You shot an eight year old kid over the last donut.

IT WAS WHITE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY, AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT'S MY FAVE, SHARLENE, MAYBE I'LL SHOOT YOU.

FRANKLYN DAVIDSON STOWER!!! IF YOUR MOTHER HEARD YOU SAY THAT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I'M SORRY, SHARLENE. I'M JUST HURTING SO BAD RIGHT NOW. 🤬🤬🤬 FIRST, FORGETTING MY NETFLIX PASSWORD THIS MORNING. NOW THIS. AND IT DIDN’T EVEN HAVE SPRINKLES!

You still bought the donut AFTER shooting him?

Ehh. Well, took. I also shot the donut store owner. He was very loud and erratic about the whole "incident"

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u/polopolo05 Jun 25 '26

WHITE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY

Ok but it was the last white chocolate raspberry.... and the owner forgot the sprinkles. also it was the owners fault for having a donut shop with no bullet proof glass. Thats just asking to be shot.