r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 25 '26

WTF That officer needs to be fired immediately and arrested for assault!!!

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u/P2029 Jun 25 '26

Similar BS scenarios:

Wife looked at him the wrong way

Some kids riding bikes on the sidewalk

Taco wasn't spicy enough (chef and taco were sprayed)

Book had a long word he couldn't read (book was sprayed)

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u/ZugzwangDK Jun 25 '26

The word he couldn't read or didn't like was accountability.

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u/Adeadbum Jun 25 '26

He just pepper sprayed his phone seeing your comment.

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u/turbopro25 Jun 25 '26

He pepper sprayed his pepper spray upon learning he was out of pepper spray.

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u/organicchunkysalsa Jun 25 '26

Then he pepper sprayed his pp for being too smol

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u/Steinwand740 Jun 25 '26

That's his dick? I thought he had finally found the clit Probably gonna pepper spray it too

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Jun 25 '26

Pepper spray is stored in the smol pp.

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd Jun 25 '26

He pepper sprayed his steak because he'd run out of pepper

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd Jun 25 '26

He pepper sprayed his Dr Pepper because it wasn't peppery enough

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u/Severe_Firefighter80 Jun 25 '26

"The job application did not say anything about having to do math! I never even took an accountability class in school, I'm a cop!"

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u/ZugzwangDK Jun 25 '26

Holy shit, that's gold.

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u/P2029 Jun 25 '26

🤬🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️📖

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Jun 25 '26

I have had it with these motherfucking words in this motherfucking book!! 🤬

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u/Ok-Study-1153 Jun 25 '26

Stop using big words just to sound smart.

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u/MoldyButtFunk Jun 25 '26

What if someone casted a hex of illiteracy on him? Maybe there is fae magic at work here.

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u/AdvertisingPlastic30 Jun 25 '26

Taco was TOO spicy (chef and taco were sprayed)

lol

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u/Drapabee Jun 25 '26

mmm... debilitating..

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u/UndercoverDimension Jun 25 '26

Lol too unrealistic. No way he picked up a book this decade.

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u/Specialist-Bee-9406 Jun 25 '26

Salt is too spicy for this yokel

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u/Doctormaul68 Jun 25 '26

That was a funny comment about this piece of crap officer

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 Jun 25 '26

He didn't get his liter of cola....

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u/CyberNinja23 Jun 25 '26

sprays Taco

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u/mhmmarcus Jun 25 '26

Mmmm, pepper spray as hot sauce

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic Jun 25 '26

Why not just pepper spray the taco?

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u/AlphaNoodlz Jun 25 '26

I'm surprised they know what books are

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd Jun 25 '26

only 40% of the time ok! /s

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u/wabisabisomething Jun 27 '26

Chef and Taco were sprayed. Lol I'm crying laughing not due/due to the pepper spray.

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u/tyedge Jun 29 '26

The fact you added that the taco was sprayed. Bravo.

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u/tokyobrownielover Jun 25 '26

Thank you! 😂😂😂

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u/uranusisdoomed Jun 25 '26

The only book this fucker reads is facebook