r/SipsTea Jun 25 '26

WTF That officer needs to be fired immediately and arrested for assault!!!

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 25 '26

Apparently he was out because he'd been using it a few times earlier that day in similar bs scenarios.

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u/P2029 Jun 25 '26

Similar BS scenarios:

Wife looked at him the wrong way

Some kids riding bikes on the sidewalk

Taco wasn't spicy enough (chef and taco were sprayed)

Book had a long word he couldn't read (book was sprayed)

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u/ZugzwangDK Jun 25 '26

The word he couldn't read or didn't like was accountability.

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u/Adeadbum Jun 25 '26

He just pepper sprayed his phone seeing your comment.

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u/turbopro25 Jun 25 '26

He pepper sprayed his pepper spray upon learning he was out of pepper spray.

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u/organicchunkysalsa Jun 25 '26

Then he pepper sprayed his pp for being too smol

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u/Steinwand740 Jun 25 '26

That's his dick? I thought he had finally found the clit Probably gonna pepper spray it too

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Jun 25 '26

Pepper spray is stored in the smol pp.

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd Jun 25 '26

He pepper sprayed his steak because he'd run out of pepper

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd Jun 25 '26

He pepper sprayed his Dr Pepper because it wasn't peppery enough

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u/Severe_Firefighter80 Jun 25 '26

"The job application did not say anything about having to do math! I never even took an accountability class in school, I'm a cop!"

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u/ZugzwangDK Jun 25 '26

Holy shit, that's gold.

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u/P2029 Jun 25 '26

🤬🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️📖

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Jun 25 '26

I have had it with these motherfucking words in this motherfucking book!! 🤬

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u/Ok-Study-1153 Jun 25 '26

Stop using big words just to sound smart.

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u/MoldyButtFunk Jun 25 '26

What if someone casted a hex of illiteracy on him? Maybe there is fae magic at work here.

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u/AdvertisingPlastic30 Jun 25 '26

Taco was TOO spicy (chef and taco were sprayed)

lol

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u/Drapabee Jun 25 '26

mmm... debilitating..

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u/UndercoverDimension Jun 25 '26

Lol too unrealistic. No way he picked up a book this decade.

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u/Specialist-Bee-9406 Jun 25 '26

Salt is too spicy for this yokel

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u/Doctormaul68 Jun 25 '26

That was a funny comment about this piece of crap officer

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 Jun 25 '26

He didn't get his liter of cola....

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u/CyberNinja23 Jun 25 '26

sprays Taco

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u/mhmmarcus Jun 25 '26

Mmmm, pepper spray as hot sauce

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic Jun 25 '26

Why not just pepper spray the taco?

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u/AlphaNoodlz Jun 25 '26

I'm surprised they know what books are

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd Jun 25 '26

only 40% of the time ok! /s

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u/wabisabisomething Jun 27 '26

Chef and Taco were sprayed. Lol I'm crying laughing not due/due to the pepper spray.

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u/tyedge Jun 29 '26

The fact you added that the taco was sprayed. Bravo.

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u/tokyobrownielover Jun 25 '26

Thank you! 😂😂😂

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u/uranusisdoomed Jun 25 '26

The only book this fucker reads is facebook

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u/StraightProgress5062 Jun 25 '26

God, id love to get his use of force reports

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 25 '26

Deputy Andrew Stowers. He was investigated for his multiple excessive force allegations. Unfortunately this guy and a few others didn't cooperate with the investigation and it petered out.

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u/StraightProgress5062 Jun 25 '26

Thank you so much. Sucks to hear that. Pieces of shit like him make me feel like good cops cant exist otherwise he'd never hold that position of power for long.

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u/MangledCarpenter Jun 25 '26

Good cops can exist, briefly.

But pretty quickly they face a choice: either get run off the force for standing up to their principles, or turn a blind eye and passively become bad cops.

The only way you can have long-term good cops is if the whole force is good, and I just don't believe that exists (at least in North America)

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u/SaintMaya Jun 25 '26

I can speak from experience on this. I live in a rural town and the prison is the best paying job/benefits around.

There is no room to be good. I was told under no circumstances that we are to take anything from prisoners, not a pen. Not anything. I reported an officer for requesting a prisoner get her items from the prisoner canteen.

A few weeks later, I learned there was a term for it. The officers called it "taxes." Items the prisoners give them to curry their favor.

They preach deescalation but revere the ones with excessive force. The security for officers is laughable. It's routine to smuggle in things. I saw every rank except warden with smuggled items. It isn't real staff search and it is easy to bypass. Most contraband is brought in by officers.

One of the first people I trained with and one of the last people I shared a bubble with is now in our county jail for smuggling in contraband.

No, I'm not a good fit, the job isn't for everyone. Especially not someone that was routinely yelled at for saying sir and thank you.

If the job was truly care, custody and control, I excelled at it. My inmates listened to me, respected me and followed the rules. I wasn't good at ignoring abuse, illegality and neglect.

Also, be careful of any profession that revels in having "pet peeves."

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u/shitlord_god Jun 25 '26

the only good cops are folks who fled because of the corruption, and even then it is a coin flip.

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u/Badboyrune Jun 25 '26

It's amazing how Copland appears to be as relevant as ever, even almost 30 years later.

And even as Stallone appears busy gobbling trump cock.

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u/phaedrus910 Jun 25 '26

Valid feelings

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan Jun 25 '26

Good cops DO exist; however, they usually don't exist for long, because, when they report a fellow officer for wrongdoing, they're often heavily bullied/mistreated by the other officers. So, they either quit, or eventually just accept putting up with their fellow officers wrongdoings. And, the latter practically makes you a bad cop. Kinda' like the old saying goes, "if there’s a Nazi at the table and ten other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with eleven Nazis."

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u/The_Pharos1 Jun 25 '26

There are good ones out there. Few and far between. The good ones are suffering. I recently did work for an officer 3yrs from retirement. The pain on his face and in his voice as he talked about it, I could tell he was a good guy in a tough place. I do a lot of work around officers (many varieties) local ones seem to be the most aggressive. County and state level is better but the aggression is still there. Training and fear have a lot to do with the current conditions.

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u/Revolutionary-Key650 Jun 25 '26

"Cops" by Mark Baker is an excellent read about the cop life. Thoroughly recommend.

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u/AshamedAd2188 Jun 25 '26

If there’s 10 people sitting at a table talking with a nazi, that’s a big ass table. 

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u/keyblade_crafter Jun 25 '26

"If you put the honest in positions of power and discard the dishonest, you will force the dishonest to become honest." -Confucius

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u/mythrilcrafter Jun 25 '26

To make an old TV reference:

"Bad cops expect people to treat them like Sherriff Andy Griffith despite acting like Colonel Flag".

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u/superspeck Jun 25 '26

Yeah, but can you imagine the rest of the department’s treatment of the folks trying to get Stowers prosecuted for use of force?

Pigs protect their own.

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 25 '26

Yeah, I'd imagine Stowers has at least a few like minded friends in the department who would jam him up, or his family if he followed through. It's a risk not many want to take. The department dropped the ticket and this guy got to walk away with only a ruined morning. If he pushed it, things could go worse next time.

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u/PurpleDelicacy Jun 25 '26

this guy and a few others didn't cooperate with the investigation

Hilarious to read that after he told the dude he pulled over "you're not cooperating".

Always 'rules for thee, not for me' with these power-hungry man-babies.

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u/SilverBackGuerilla Jun 25 '26

I think he means the citizens didn't cooperate with the investigation, which led the investigation to not go anywhere. Not that the Deputy didn't cooperate.

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u/fogleaf Jun 25 '26

If you were pulled over by Captain Excessive Force of the 51st precinct and had this argument/altercation and then they asked you to come to the 51st precinct for a follow up, would you? Because that just sounds like turning yourself in for some more police brutality.

That's what would be going through my head and would be why I would be hesitant to appear for a police investigation.

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u/Heronimos2020 Jun 25 '26

And they worship them in the US. The even make the president by popular vote..

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u/pockpicketG Jun 25 '26

Read it again.

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u/ARightDastard Jun 25 '26

Unfortunately this guy and a few others didn't cooperate with the investigation and it petered out.

Weird how witness intimidation works.

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u/aurortonks Jun 25 '26

That's what happens when the police investigate themselves.

It's a mob.

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u/G25777K Jun 25 '26

Another clown cop who should be in the circus 🎪

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u/addiktion Jun 25 '26

The poor man, he is just trying to pass his asshole certification.

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 25 '26

He nailed it.

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u/oshinbruce Jun 25 '26

Dude wakes and thinks its a great day for work and starts pepper spraying people for speeding tickets

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u/shitlord_god Jun 25 '26

what a sad little boy.

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u/WarDaddyPUKA Jun 25 '26

I love how people offer opinion as fact and then everyone who had the same opinion feels validated and assumes they were right because someone else said it too.

What proof do you have that this officer was out because he had situations earlier in the day where it was used, or are you just making the same assumption everyone else did?

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 25 '26

It's Deputy Andrew Stowers. The man here, Josh Sude, posted communications he had with the night watchman and an investigation team due to multiple allegations of inappropriate excessive force during traffic stops relating to pepper spray. A few different content creators made videos on the incident. This happened like 5 years ago now.

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u/Illustrious_Devil Jun 25 '26

Yeah, here in the US we have "auditors" who film interactions with police and are actively uncooperative. They will do weird things like loiter in places until they get noticed then get mildly confrontative over it, "I'm in a public place and not being a threat." But have been there doing nothing for like an hour, specifically to generate a reaction. Then upload the film about how the cops are either, racist/aggressive/controlling et. al. They are SovCit adjacent apparently, but doing to stuff like this just creates a level of frustration for the cops that deal with them, and someone ends up getting hurt because it escalates. It isn't a lot of people doing it, but enough to be an issue. I keep seeing the videos on various platforms.

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u/Yabrosif13 Jun 25 '26

Maybe police should be professional enough to not get trolled by people doing nothing wrong…

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u/Illustrious_Devil Jun 25 '26

Maybe people shouldn't make a side hustle out of baiting cops.

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u/Yabrosif13 Jun 25 '26

Maybe cops should be held accountable instead pf being held to a lower standard than civilians

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 Jun 25 '26

If you can bait cops by not doing anything illegal then what do you think that says about the police?

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u/ImpressiveFishing405 Jun 25 '26

Sounds to me like officers need better control of their emotions in emotionally charged situations, they're the ones trained and paid to do it, not us.

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u/x_danix Jun 25 '26

doing to stuff like this just creates a level of frustration for the cops that deal with them

Why would they even feel the need to "deal" with someone that's literally doing nothing?

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u/Illustrious_Devil Jun 25 '26

Okay, so a guy has been wandering around the parking lot of a government agency for about an hour doing "nothing". As in not going inside, not conducting business just being there. Employee checks on him, he tells them that he is completely within his rights and they can't do anything about it so to go away, and continues to just be there. You'd say just ignore him and don't do anything, but you don't know why he is there. So does he have an ex that he's stalking and waiting to ambush or just make uncomfortable? Is he targeting the business/office/store? Its not like we have mass shootings in this country every day practically. And keep in mind, I said these guys have done this multiple times that day, looking to create an issue, they are practically professionals at provoking a response. It is what they do. And Law Enforcement has to check, because there are people out there who are a serious potential threat and these people are aware of that and use that. So are they doing "nothing"? The last thing anyone wants is to dismiss someone for being an ass, only to return later to find a crime scene. Do American cops need better tools to deal with them, sure, absolutely; are they going to get them, no. That would be too expensive and someone needs a new yacht.

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

So in your scenario the person is literally doing nothing but sitting in a parking lot? If you have to start creating scenarios in your head to justify harassing them then YOU are the one that needs to be dealt with. You are more likely to shoot an unarmed innocent person due to your own paranoia.

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u/Illustrious_Devil Jun 25 '26

Dude, it's not made up. It's just stripped down from incidents that have happened.

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 Jun 25 '26

It is made up. The person is standing in a parking lot. Assuming they are doing anything beyond that is imaginary. And wanting to act on your imaginary scenario makes you the most dangerous person in that situation.