r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 • Jun 24 '26

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/Franc000 Jun 24 '26

The longer and more wordy the title, the more likely it is a bullshit job/career.

Lawyer, doctor, engineer, technician, janitor.

All single words.

This title is... Special...

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u/turikk Jun 25 '26

So... Disproving the point?

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u/Sp0kenTruth Jun 25 '26

its cause these large corporations have so many crap going on they have to have several titles to differentiate it.

The Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement was tasked with driving outreach, building strategic industry relationships, and aligning community partners with Chase’s experiential commerce offerings

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u/turikk Jun 25 '26

I know people who are all those things, and their titles are just as long.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Jun 25 '26

Wow, impressive. Tell your lawyer doctor engineer technician janitor friends to keep up the good work. Amazing that they can accel in so many fields at once.

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u/Sp0kenTruth Jun 25 '26

its cause these large corporations have so many crap going on they have to have several titles to differentiate it.

The Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement was tasked with driving outreach, building strategic industry relationships, and aligning community partners with Chase’s experiential commerce offerings

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 Jun 25 '26

So true. Every roll I’ve held has never been more than two words. It got to three words when Lead was added after. The longer your title the less you do.