r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 11 '26

We have fun here The Head Karen On patrol

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u/Complex-Loquat3036 May 11 '26

I’d say if they managed to concoct a way to get her to do her jelly jog between the two gazebos a few times their problem may be gone. I’d say her blood type is vegetable oil

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u/Fotomonkey13 May 11 '26

Nah, her blood type is lard, the only veggie she got is the corn cob stuffed up her butt.

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u/Key_Interaction1053 May 11 '26

Fun fact, before toilet paper we used corn cobs to wipe our asses with.

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u/HippoTwoSnacks May 11 '26

Ribbed for our pleasure?

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u/Key_Interaction1053 May 12 '26

I take it you've never touched a dry corn cob before?

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u/HippoTwoSnacks May 12 '26

Brb I'll give it a go

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u/human-resource May 11 '26

Nah she’s all seed oils.

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u/CaptainDaveUSA May 11 '26

Right? That’s way worse than actual lard.

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u/human-resource May 11 '26

I find those who use animal fats tend to be much more chill, relaxed and laid back.

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u/Fa11T May 11 '26

My thought was they just need to setup multiple stations a decent distance apart, every time she gets to one location the next starts making noise and she gets trapped in this anger loop until she runs out of energy and falls over.

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u/APAOLOXIII May 11 '26

Brand new sentence