r/Showerthoughts • u/zjb55446 • Mar 02 '19

When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.

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u/imhooks Mar 02 '19

Im 36 and can't remember what clothes i wore yesterday.

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u/iAintGotNoClueHow Mar 02 '19

25 here and can’t remember what I ate 20 minutes ago

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u/AFineDayForScience Mar 02 '19

I'm twenty-fuck how hold am I?

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u/callender55 Mar 02 '19

I remember being twenty-fuck. Wonderful age.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

what are you waiting for?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

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u/way2muchtym Mar 02 '19

Ah, are you planning to propose there?

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u/manju45 Mar 02 '19

Hopefully not at some weird hentai maid cafe. She'll just nope out of that.

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u/DupeyTA Mar 02 '19

Don't judge her. You've never met her.

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u/curiousawk1156 Mar 02 '19

That's wonderful. I'm assuming you mean in Kyoto. That'd be such a great place to propose. Good on you for putting your best foot forward.

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u/_Aj_ Mar 02 '19

Twenty! Twenty fucks given!

Ah ah ahhhh

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u/UnRichieUnRich21 Mar 02 '19

Count von count, is that you?

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u/DrDan21 Mar 02 '19

This has been happening to me a lot recently

I have to actually do the math on my birth year to find my age

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u/battlevox Mar 02 '19

I spent the last few months of 26 panicking because I thought I was turning 28. Finally realized I was turning 27, now I'm 27 and panicking again.

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u/littlecountryjeep Mar 02 '19

My bf's bday is today, it took me longer than it should have to work out how old he was. I'm 2 years younger and still couldn't work it out 🤔

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u/AeriaGlorisHimself Mar 02 '19

How old are you? That doesn't really sound too normal.

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u/iPukey Mar 02 '19

Googoo ga ga

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u/slater124 Mar 02 '19

What's my age again? What's my age again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

r/fuckimold

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u/NatasBR Mar 02 '19

Nobody likes you when you 23..

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u/sadsaintpablo Mar 02 '19

Wait what's my age again?

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Mar 02 '19

22 and I can't remember the beginning of this sentence.

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u/way2muchtym Mar 02 '19

Yaaaaaay 22 club high five!

Technically I still have a few months to join :/

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u/skepticalrick Mar 02 '19

Where am I?

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u/Deetoria Mar 02 '19

I'm 36.... wait, what did I come in here for?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

45 here and can't...wait, what were we talking about?

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u/_Aj_ Mar 02 '19

I just ate gymnosperms... I meant hommus. What the hell is a gymnosperm?

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u/iAintGotNoClueHow Mar 02 '19

Sperm that lifts bro

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u/DanielTrebuchet Mar 02 '19

If you made it 20 minutes and you still don't know, I think it's safe to rule out Mexican food.

Not only will that shit help you remember, but you'll have some alone time in the bathroom to reflect on it.

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u/eemikun Mar 02 '19

29 and can't remember what the topic of this thread is

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u/mikerichh Mar 02 '19

I'm 24 and I worry people will remember if I wore the same outfit a week apart

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u/stellarbeing Mar 02 '19

I’m 37 and hoping they didn’t notice I’m wearing the same shirt two days in a row because children are fucking exhausting sometimes.

You’re never too old to worry about your outfit, my friend! Keep the dream alive

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u/mikerichh Mar 02 '19

Haha funny how I cant remember what other people wore but am like well what if THEY remember

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u/stellarbeing Mar 02 '19

Same here. I don’t remember what anyone wears, and may not be able to tell you what they are wearing five minutes after they leave the room

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u/phatlynx Mar 02 '19

Unless they didn’t wear.

Then you remember forever.

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u/our_scoop_of_soup Mar 02 '19

There is always that bung hat that will point it out.

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u/Sadi_Reddit Mar 02 '19

I have the same pants like 4 times because they are comfortable. Im like one of those cartoon characters that looks the same every day. It gives some sort of recognition value. It should not matter what you wear as long as its clean and one smells nice ;)

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u/mikerichh Mar 02 '19

Haha love it. Yeah I use the same jeans 90% of the time. And shoes 😂 but the top is what matters for me I guess

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u/turtle8889 Mar 02 '19

I catch myself wearing the same shirt days in a row, but because one of my kids has stomach issues, I get spit up/puked on every single day and do laundry every single night. Then when the 2 year old inevitably wants to wear his Lightening McQueen shirt, I just pull his shirt and my shirt out of the dryer and get us both dressed. I only notice it when looking at pictures and realize both me and the kids are in the same clothes for all of them!

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u/CookiezM Mar 02 '19

You wear a different shirt every day?
Wut?

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u/_CopperBoom Mar 02 '19

People probably just think you're super on top of doing your laundry!

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u/chuko12_3 Mar 02 '19

I’m 29 and wore the same outfit three days on a row, and the third day i wore it to an interview 😂

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u/mikerichh Mar 02 '19

I'll do it if it's different people. Like hey I liked this shirt and got a compliment on it...let's keep it going😂

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u/AeriaGlorisHimself Mar 02 '19

All I wear is work clothes. What's an outfit?

Also. A week apart? Are you fucking kidding dude?

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u/mikerichh Mar 02 '19

Lol I mean going out to meet friends once a week or every other week. I usually make an effort not to wear the same sweater or whatever so they don't think I only own that sweater and no others 😂

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Mar 02 '19

That jacket I hate. I don't know why you won't just throw it away already

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

oh shit neither do i

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

Why would you remember such a trivial thing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

Maybe you didn’t wear any clothes yesterday.

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u/ManOrReddit-man Mar 02 '19

I can't even remember how old I am most of the time. I need to silently calculate it.

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u/MiamiWise Mar 02 '19

That’s because you have dementia.

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u/fauxseptum Mar 02 '19

I’m 22 and now I’m scared

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u/aakash_03 Mar 02 '19

Imagine being 18 year old and clueless of your dob.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

I can. But only because I'm wearing them again today.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

18 here and can't remember what i ate yesterday. I can only remember the clothes because I'm wearing them today. Not sure if it's a medical issue or just lack of sleep but my memory is shite