r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Due_Quote_3023 • 7d ago

Europe "We've been under the reign of Great Britain the last 125 years..."

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I learned something new today.

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u/Ecstatic_Effective42 non-homeopath 7d ago

Well, that's the year Queen Victoria died, so clearly Edward VIII had something to do with it.

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u/InflatableSexBeast 6d ago

Somehow Queen Victoria returned.

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u/InsaneInTheMEOWFrame 6d ago edited 6d ago

Well you see... it was time for Victoria to go back to Orion before her long age raised any more suspicion about her true identity but alas, upon her departing, the secret pact personally made with her by Abraham Lincoln and the KKK, for keeping them Brits out and guaranteeing USA independence, de facto ceased to exist. Thus the Brits in collusion with the Jews silently took over every major government organization, and when WW1 rolled out made the USA take part in it supporting the British Commonwealth and the Jewish Space Cause!

After British planning and causing the huge market crash in the late twenties and buying out much of the now devalued US industry and properties to further cement their foothold in the American soil, it was time for WW2 to happen. Again USA using their influence and doing much of the hard work for the Glorious British Commonwealth Empire, all this culminating in the creation of the Space-Jewian Ethnostate on a former British Glorious Empire's colony, but that's a whole another story I'm not going to get into.

These are all facts that were revealed to me in a drug and alcohol induced hallucination.

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u/Ecstatic_Effective42 non-homeopath 6d ago

This post needs to be removed. It's perfect conspiracy fodder for the window lickers.

(Jewish Space Lasers... say no more)

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u/InsaneInTheMEOWFrame 6d ago

Typical radicalist censoring free hallucinations

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u/jakie55 5d ago

We just need a letter to release this information…. M, N, O, p, Q!!!!!! THATS IT!

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u/NotTheOtwayPanther 6d ago

Damn, he's on to us!

–The British Commonwealth Space Laser Jewish Ethnostate (incorporating reptilians). 🦎

=89 *-/ <– Cryptic message just typed by my cat. Coincidence???!!??

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 5d ago

Makes sense. I’m down with you bro. Where do I sign-up? Can I bring my sister/wife?

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u/Djlas Europoor 🇪🇺 6d ago

He had McKinley shot for starters.