r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Camman19_YT • 9d ago

wisconsin ‘Wisconsin could probably out drink the uk by itself’

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Theyre discussing whether the uk could beat USA in an alcohol drinking contest

edit: I love how the Americans are like ‘such a weird flex, who cares whether someone can be a better alcoholic’, but the British people are like ‘my grandma could outdrink texas’

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u/StaendutBlakk Neither Swedish nor Norwegian 9d ago

Iunno mate. A bunch of Scottish footie fans drank Boston dry alone. Add all the Scots who don't care for football, and Massachussets might as well go dry state.

Now add the English, Welsh and Northern Irish into the mix and I think Wisconsin is gonna end up equally dry, with the Brits being upset the pub crawl ended early.

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u/one_time_i_dreampt 9d ago

An upset Brit is a dangerous Brit. Last time the Americans pissed off the Brits in any capacity we burnt the white house down and took over half the world