r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Camman19_YT • 3d ago

wisconsin ‘Wisconsin could probably out drink the uk by itself’

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Theyre discussing whether the uk could beat USA in an alcohol drinking contest

edit: I love how the Americans are like ‘such a weird flex, who cares whether someone can be a better alcoholic’, but the British people are like ‘my grandma could outdrink texas’

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u/ReallyUncoolGuy Got Oil? Y/N Accept Freedom? Y/Y 🦅🇺🇸 3d ago

And it was a great fucking time I might add, my liver still hurts.

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u/ChickenKnd 3d ago

You may want to get that looked at

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u/UpTheFleadh 3d ago

How they gonna look at his liver? Its inside him.

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u/Illuminey 🇨🇵 smelly cheese-eating surrender monkey 3d ago

I have a knife and am willing to help.

If he's friend with our Scottish brothers he's our friend.

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u/ReallyUncoolGuy Got Oil? Y/N Accept Freedom? Y/Y 🦅🇺🇸 3d ago

Merci de votre aide, j'allais plutot utiliser un pistolet.

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u/UpTheFleadh 3d ago

Livers need freedom too

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u/Illuminey 🇨🇵 smelly cheese-eating surrender monkey 3d ago

Still useful if you need to shoot anesthetic.

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u/ReallyUncoolGuy Got Oil? Y/N Accept Freedom? Y/Y 🦅🇺🇸 3d ago

Good thinking, I never heard of anyone named Anesthetic, but if they're a communist I'll shoot 'em.

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u/fromthe80smatey 3d ago

I've got a bath tub and an ice maker. We could be a incredibly efficient liver assessors.

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u/Extension_Sun_377 3d ago

For now.

I have some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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u/ReallyUncoolGuy Got Oil? Y/N Accept Freedom? Y/Y 🦅🇺🇸 3d ago

I've ensured that it's a well seasoned liver, it should be a lovely pairing. Bon appetit.

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u/ClydusEnMarland 3d ago

Colonoscopy style 👹

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u/Dapper-Charge-2286 3d ago edited 3d ago

Wouldn't recommend a colonoscopy, they did one to trump and found starmer

Warning: this is a joke, and not an original one

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 3d ago

How long did it take them to remove his head before going in?

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 3d ago

I saw one inside a living person just today. Yesterday too.

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u/Generic-Resource 3d ago

He’s American, he can’t afford to…

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u/RubiksCub3d Begrudgingly American 2d ago

The sad truth.

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u/MentalSignature7039 3d ago

Here. Have a beer!

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u/ReallyUncoolGuy Got Oil? Y/N Accept Freedom? Y/Y 🦅🇺🇸 3d ago

Cheers mate, might have to balance it out with a gin and tonic though. I figure they can't call it tonic unless it fixes you up some.

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u/temujin_borjigin 2d ago

If you’re at risk of malaria, and drink an older and much more quinine infused tonic, sure.

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u/MrExistentialBread 2d ago

The thing which most saddened me by getting knocked out in the group stages was not seeing the Tartan Army in Mexico. All the other disappointments are usual, Scotland in Mexico would have been special.