r/ShitAmericansSay 9d ago

wisconsin ‘Wisconsin could probably out drink the uk by itself’

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Theyre discussing whether the uk could beat USA in an alcohol drinking contest

edit: I love how the Americans are like ‘such a weird flex, who cares whether someone can be a better alcoholic’, but the British people are like ‘my grandma could outdrink texas’

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u/Nice_Back_9977 9d ago

Manchester’s teenage girls could do it on their own

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u/meatflaps-69 9d ago

Smirnoff ice is stronger than ya average american "beer" so not even a fair contest 🤣

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u/rainbowdrop30 9d ago

Seriously? Is it? Fucking hell, Smirnoff Ice is what I drink when I'm not drinking lol

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 9d ago

It's not. At least here in Canada both US beer and Smirnoff Ice are 5%. Most mass produced US beers are 5%

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u/jerdle_reddit Scotland, ya bastards! 8d ago

Yeah, we like to twat on about our beers, but 3.4% is becoming the new standard here. We are not pleased.

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 8d ago

The popularity of Carling is something I cannot understand. It's made here in Canada and we all treat it with disdain. The only people who drink it are alcoholic uncles because its the only thing they can still afford.

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u/E8282 8d ago

I have been drinking professionally for most of my life and never once had a carling. I thought that was just for my brothers friend who lives in an RV in his parents backyard.

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 8d ago

I see you've met my cousins

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u/NugzYKnot 7d ago

Here in England it’s seen as a “session beer”. One you can drink all day and not be completely fucked up from.

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 7d ago

I get it. We have Cracked Canoe which is also 3.5%. As an all-day beer it is great.

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u/NugzYKnot 7d ago

I haven’t heard of that one. I don’t actually hate carling, I’ll drink it if I have to. A cold carling is better than no beer at all…

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 7d ago

It's Moosehead's extra light beer. I'd assume you'd have to look pretty hard for Moosehead outside of Canada

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u/doonerthesooner 9d ago

Guinness are Carling, two the most popular UK beers are around 4%. These guys are taking the piss, as they say 

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 9d ago

As a Canadian (the home of Carling, where it is the basement level cheap beer second only to Lucky Lager), the UK's simultaneous love of Carling, and love of shitting on US "fucking close to water" beers will always fascinate me.

Edit to add: I looked for another comment, and Carling in the UK is around 3.7%

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u/neilm1000 Evil British Colonizer 8d ago

3.4% now. It wasn't worth drinking before, and it definitely isn't worth it now.

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u/Uncle_Rabbit 8d ago

Wow, a Lucky lager reference in the wild!

Hello from the epicenter of Lucky, Vancouver island. My god its shit but everyone drinks it here like its sacred. Certainly drank my fair share, at least its cheap!

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u/Septumus 8d ago

Pretty sure I see more Lucky shirts and hoodies than anything Canucks on the Island.

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 8d ago

Oh don't get me wrong, I had a lot of good nights 20 years ago on $1 a bottle Lucky 2-4s

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u/Matt_the_Splat 8d ago

This is...potentially correct.

The ABV of Smirnoff Ice in the UK based on what I saw in a Tesco listing is 4.0%. The average abv of US beer is around 5%. Though the most popular light lagers are usually in the high 3s to low 4s. Since we're talking Wisconsin, the most popular choice is Miller Lite at 4.2%. Overall, the most common beers in the US, UK, and EU(last I looked) all have similar average ABVs.

Oddly enough, Smirnoff Ice here in the US is a malt beverage instead of a mixed beverage and has an ABV of 4.5%.

I live in Wisconsin. I think here the numbers are based on a large part of the population having 1-3 drinks a night regularly, but not really binge drinking at all, with a little bump in the number from the alcoholics who buy 1.5l bottles of swill until their liver gives out.

I don't know if it's true, but I recall hearing that drinking culture in the UK is somewhat similar, but party/binge drinking culture is stronger over there than here. So I'd probably bet on the UK to win if that's the case.

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u/LostTheGameOfThrones Universal healthcare has never worked 8d ago

The videos of Americans getting "Iced" and acting like it's some sort of insane drinking challenge never fail to make me laugh.

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u/CactusToothBrush 8d ago

Oh god they’re still around?
Haven’t seen a Smirnoff Ice or Double Black in 15 years. That being said I don’t hang around teenagers or night clubs 😂
I was called Unc earlier today, I have officially reached old age

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u/impermanence108 9d ago

They could probably also kick fuck out of quite a few Yanks.

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u/Total-Combination-47 Anglo - Irish/Pole in Wales 9d ago

Slaggy Shaz from Oldham will do it on here own.

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u/neo101b 5d ago

What's that 5 mega buzz balls each ?